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    read it in akhbar-e-jahaan, though it was a joke, i assumed it wud be a better discussion topic here....

    - tumhein kon si adakaara pasand hai?
    * rani mukherjee
    - accha mujhay bhee bohat pasand hai, or adakaar kon pasand hai?
    * govinda
    - wah, mujhay bhee govinda pasand hai. or gulokaar kon pasand hai?
    * lata jee or punkaj udaas
    - wah jee, tumhari or meri pasand to bilkul aik jaisi hai. accha yeh to batao tumhein sayasat-daan kon pasand hai?
    * mahatama gandhi
    - toba toba, aray woh to hindu thaa
    Both Halal & Haram r evident but between them r doubtful things, most ppl have no knowledge about them. So whoever saves himself from suspicious things saves his religion & honor, & whoever indulges in suspicious things indulges in Haram.

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    But there's a difference between them all, Govinda is a funny Hindu, Rani is beautiful Hindu, Gandhi was just a Hindu, hence the discrimination.

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      [b]Mera joota hai japaani
      ye patloon inglistani
      sar pe laal topi rosi

      phir bhi dil hai hindustan
      Bazinggaaaa ....

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        What's gulokaar? and sayasat-daan? And aren't rani and govinda hindu too? Why is ghandi signled out?
        The grass ain't always greener on the other side, it's green where you water it.

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          ^ Mera baggu gosha

          koochi koochi ko

          Ok i am in good mood so

          Golukaar =singer
          sayasat daan = politician

          It is joke, it says that pakistani people like indian actors although they are hindu but dont like indian politicians ... for more see ShorSharaba section

          Ayee samajh ?
          Bazinggaaaa ....

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            Originally posted by Code_Red
            [b]Mera joota hai japaani
            ye patloon inglistani
            sar pe laal topi rosi

            phir bhi dil hai hindustan
            Mukesh the legend.
            Huah
            Can you Hear me Now!! Good

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              Originally posted by Code_Red
              ^ Mera baggu gosha

              koochi koochi ko

              Ok i am in good mood so

              Golukaar =singer
              sayasat daan = politician

              It is joke, it says that pakistani people like indian actors although they are hindu but dont like indian politicians ... for more see ShorSharaba section

              Ayee samajh ?
              Stop that tickles!

              Yes, I get it now. I got it earlier, I just didnt' feel like editing
              The grass ain't always greener on the other side, it's green where you water it.

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                Code-Red I alwaysd thought it was Babbu Ghosha....
                بِن دانا پانی میں جی لواں
                بِن انَک میں جی نہ سکاں

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                  Pakistanis are more Indians than Indians themselves. We adopted their friggin language, what else do you want?

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                    ^^ Yaara there is a difference between Hindi and Hurdu. Plus NOWAY are we like our perceived enemies. I'd rather you equate pakis with shias from Iran or beggars from Afganistan than highly educated capitalism thinking Indians.
                    Can you Hear me Now!! Good

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                      Originally posted by MiniMe
                      Code-Red I alwaysd thought it was Babbu Ghosha....

                      Yea, what's babbu/baghu gosha? :-|
                      The grass ain't always greener on the other side, it's green where you water it.

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                        There are more Urdu speakers in India than in Pakistan. What now? Did you know that only 8% of Pakis speak Urdu yet it is the national language? Tomorrow we will have Friggin Nehru as our Babaji. Can you handle that?

                        Why shouldn't Punjabi be our national language?

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                          Sure if you can ask Pathans to speak Urdu and sindhis and baluchi to agree. I am sure Hazara wals would have no issues. They already speak punjabi in anticipation of your theory.
                          Can you Hear me Now!! Good

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                            Originally posted by Madhanee
                            There are more Urdu speakers in India than in Pakistan. What now? Did you know that only 8% of Pakis speak Urdu yet it is the national language? Tomorrow we will have Friggin Nehru as our Babaji. Can you handle that?

                            Why shouldn't Punjabi be our national language?


                            You can do better than that. You know that Urdu is the common language among Pakistanis from all provinces. That’s why it is our national language. How many mohajirs, sindhis, balochis or pakhtuns can speak panjabi?
                            “First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.”

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                              And How many Urdu speaker can speak either of these ones you mentioned?

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