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    Salam , how r u all . . . . . . . . . . . . ( guz plz read the whole story nah ) plz plz plz .


    yah i know u guz r shocked to hear Mamba and Decent Munda Wedding nah . . . . . well i guess im not lying . . . coz yesterday night i dreamed about MAMBA and Decent Munda wedding n love story kind a stuff . . . . . so jii . . . . . . hmmmmmmmmmmm agar app ko mera khoowab pharna hai tu phar saktay hai kay kesay dono insan aik howay . . . . . . .

    jii tu kahani kuch is tarha shoro hoti hai kay Mamba appni shadi ko lay kar kafi pareshan tha . . . . . us ko sumhaj nahi aaraha tha kay woh kia karay , har jhaga har area ke larki ko chera or chera kar in last thapar he khayah us nay , bus is he tarha Mamba ke zindage goozar rahe thi . . . . . . . . . kay aik din jab woh kuch shoping kay leyah tariq-road gaie or appni dhoon mai chalay jaa rahay tha appni cheechori chal kay sath kay agay or peechay dekhna he gaawara nahi kar rahay tha . . . . . . kay achanak . . . . . .

    un ke takar kese say ho gaie or zameen par BOOKS gir gaie . . . . . . . un ko aik khoobsorat awaz nay appni taraf madho kar leyah * stupid log kaha kaha say aajatay hai dekh kar nahi chal saktay awara * bus jab jhooki hoie awaz walay insan ke zulfo kay badal hatay tu MAMBA nay aik haseen chera , jis par dilkashi thi , jis par tazgee thi jo har dil azeez tha . . . . or in last chooti chooti kaale moochay honto kay oper latke hoie thi . . . . . bus Mamba dekhtay he deewana ho geyah , is haseen ajeeb-o-gareeb cheray ko dekhta he rah geyah . . . . . . . . . Decent Munda uthaa appna Palo jhatka , appni patle kamar par tange hoie jeans ko oper kara or bola * hat paray moowa* or phir appni latak-jhatak chal kay sath agay chalta bana. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Mamba us ke taraf appni taaro wali neegha say dekhta raha or woh decent munda nazroo say dor jata rahaaa . . . . . . . . . . . kay achanak . . . . . . . . . . Mamba nay soocha kay yah mai kiya kar raha ho , mari zindage maray samnay say dor jaa rahe hai or mai is ko chaar nahi raha . . . . what the hell . . . . . . . bus phir Mamba nay appni chadi ka zarban <--- ( naaaraa ) set kara or hath mai lamba LaL or peela Chadi kaa Naaraa jo hatho say hotay howay zameen par latak raha tha us ko masti mai ghooma ghooma kar appni ulte seedhe chalo kay sath peechay peechay Decent Munday kay lag geyah . . . . . . . . . . . . . . abb woh bus us kay peechay deewana-war chalta raha . . . . kay in last ghar aageyah or Decent Munda appnay ghar kay under bhaag geyah . . . . . . . Mamba nay ghar ko sahe say taar leyah tha . . . . . . . .

    bus us din say Mamba nay us cheechoray Decent Munda kay gaale kay chakar laganay lagaa . . . . rah chaltay howay us ko cherta tha kay "janayman dekh zara peechay mor kay , chale kaha asay orrrr kay " or Decent Munda appnay khoofnak muuu ko or khoofnak bana kar sharmatay howay agay chala jata . . . . . . aik din har roz ke tarha Mamba gaale mai ayah Decent Munday ko taarnay <--- in a sence of kameeni ankhay . . . . . . . . . . . . . tu Decent Munda appni window par betha cigrate peee raha tha , dono ke ankh lari . . . . Mamba nay dekha kay Decent Munda cigrate pee raha hai tu us nay foran appni pocket say NASWAR nekale or chootki bana kar appnay hoonto kay peechay rakh kar Decent Munday ko tokor tokor dekhnay laga , waha par andaza howa kay sach mai AGG barabar lage hoie hai . . . . . kay Decent Munday nay jab Mamba ko dekha tu ankho mai bus dekhta he rah geyah kab us ke cigrate us ke fingers ko jala gaie pata he nahi chalaa . . . . . . . khair . . . . . . . us din pahle dafa Decent Munday nay Mamba ko love letter phanka or us mai azhar-e-mohabat kara howa tha kay ( dear Mamo urfff Mamba app mujh ko shoro din say he kafi tharke kesam kay insan lagay jis ke wajha say manay app ko appna dil day deyah so dair nah karay or jaldi say rishta bhaaj day app . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . bus Mamba nay parha or pagal ho geyah khooshi say . . . . itna khoosh tha kay app sumhaj lay kay jump marnay laga kay jeans mai cocroach ghoos gaie ho or khatarnak jhagaoo par bite kar rahay ho . . . . . . .

    bus us kay next din Mamba nay appnay baalo par Coconut Oil maalaa or yellow colour ke shirt pahni or Pink colour ke jeans pahan kar tayar ho gaie un ko yah nahi pata tha kay us ke jeans peechay say phati hoie hai bus woh tu ishaq mai itnay pagal tha kay foran micheal ke cycle uthaa kar Decent Munday kay ghar aagaie . . . . . or knock kara door par tu Decent Munday ka Bhai KOI-Doost nikla or bola " baba maaf karo " or door band kar deyah , Mamba nay appna bora sa muu bana kar phir door knock kara tu KOI DOST phir door khola or bola " abey bhootnikay tujh ko sumhaj nahi ata kay peesay nahi hai or nah khana hai chal bhag " tu Mamba nay Masoom chera bana kar bola " jii mai tu rishtay kay leyah ayah tha " tu phir KOI DOST nay oper say neechay tak MAMBA ko dekha or bola " tu he hai right choice paro " or phir come in come in karta howa under lay ayah or bola kay yaar tumhari jo sharat hai hum ko manzor hai bus tun is Decent Munday ko humhari nazro say dor kar dooo ghar ka sab khana khaa jata hai or pata bhi nahi chalta kay kaha geyah . . . . . . phir KOI DOST awaz deta hai " Decent aray oOOOoooo Decent Zara TEA tu lana tum ko dekhnay koie ayah hai " phir Decent Munda aik hath mai tea or doosaray hath mai cigrate pakar kay under ata hai or TEA jis mai doodh ke jhaga serf pani he pani tha woh Mamba kay hatho mai day data hai or phir aik konay par Sofa par beth jata hai or woh dono aik doosaray ko tokor tokor dekhnay lagtay hai . . . . . tu achanak KOI DOST in kay love ke watt lagatay howay bolta hai tu phir date kab ke FIX honi chaheyah MAMBA dulha-bhai . . . . . . tu Mamba bolta hai jab app bolay bus so next week shadi ke date fix ho jati hai or khooshi mai aik doosaray ko meethaie ke jhaga Munda biscut or namak-paray khelatay hai . . . . . . .


    Shadi or khooshiyo ka din aajata hai . . . . . . . . . . Mamba appni stage par or Decent Munda appni stage par bethay howay QAWALO jesay andaz mai HOQA hath mai lay kar bethay howay aik doosaray ko tar rahay hotay hai . . . . phir KOIDOST aik MOLVE ko pakar lay ata hai jin ke topi sir par nahi sir kay peechay kameez par atak kar latak rahe hoti hai or sharwani kay 2 button totaay hotay hai jis say un ke kale banyan saaf nazar aarahe hoti hai . . . . . . . . sab say pahlay Mamba kay pass atay hai or Poochtay hai " abey oyeee tujh ko Decent Munda qabool hai bay " Mamba appna hath hoqay say hata kar bolta hai " Dil walay dulhaniya lay jaie gay bay " or appun ko qabool hai bay , qabool hai fazool hai or boohat he fazool hai bay . . . . . . . phir Molve Decent Munday ke taraf bharta hai tu waha decent Munda betha charas cigrate mai bhar raha hota hai tu molve bolta hai " yaar appun ko thoori peela ." phir dono sath beth kar peetay hai or jab khatam hoti hai tu Molve TUN halat mai poochta hai kay Decent Munday tujh ko Mamba Urff Pathan QABOOL hai . . . tu Decent appni moochoo par taaoo detay howay bolta hai " Papu yaar tang nah kar pahlay cigrate peenay day phir buk buk karyoooo ,. . . . . . .jab cigrate khatam hoti hai tu Decent Munda bolta hai " Ok Molve appun ko Qabool hai " bar bar Qabool hai , har bar Qabool hai , lakho bar Qabool hai , tujh say matlab


    bus phir kia duniya kay jitnay bhi cheechoray kesam kay insan hotay hai sab stage par char jatay hai mubarak-bad denay or dono ko Mubarak-bad denay lagtay hai . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . phir rukhsati ka waqat ata hai tu Decent Munda appni ankho par Peeyaz rakh kar jhootay magharmuch kay anso bahana shoro kar deta hai , leepat leepat kay KOIDOOST ke shirt kharab kar deta hai tu KOI DOST us ko thooday mar mar kay peechay hatata hai or MAMBA ko bolta hai abey lay kay jaaa is ko yaha say , MAMBA phir Decent Munday ko appni gud mai uthaa leta hai or decent Munday kay hath mai jo red roses hotay hai woh peechay ke taraf phankta hai tu peechay " Shikra baji " bathi hoti hai tu woh pakar lati hai . . . . . or jump mar kay bolti hai " hie-allah abb mari bari hai "

    bus phir woh Donkey-yard ka door khoolta hai Mamba or Decent Munday ko baray pyar say appnay hatho say us par bethata hai , jis kay bad woh dono chalay jatay hai . . . . . . . . . . .


    so Guz . . . . yah tha mera kal raat ka sapna . . . . umeed karta ho pasand ayah ho ga . . . . so plz send ur Mubarak-bad to MAMBA pathan and Decent Munda . . . .


    love u all .

    p.s Shikra now this time im gona c dream about u nah . . . .
    Mai Bura Mari Duniya Buri . . . . Dor jaoo gay tu Mar JaaOo gaay , PaSs aaOo gaay tu JaL JaaOo gaay

    #2
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    oh man this is too much!

    who will waste time on this!

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      #3
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      uffffffffffffffffffff sari nai parhi ja rahi but lolzzzzzzzzzzz jahan tak pahri hai tu DM ki Asliyat samney a gey ihai Mamba pey tu phaley hi Shaq tha

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        #4
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        couldent u have written that in english :bash: i dont understand urdu na
        ~EvEn ThOuGh YoU mIgHt NoT sEe It ThErE aNd ThAn,BuT rEmEmBeR eVrYtHiNg HaPpEnDs FoR a ReAsOn~

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          #5
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          WD:: it is about Mamba and Dm'z Luv story ahmm ahmm yah ehhe u know they r luv birdzz nahhh

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            #6
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            Originally posted by Nazi83
            WD:: it is about Mamba and Dm'z Luv story ahmm ahmm yah ehhe u know they r luv birdzz nahhh
            i knew that na but i want to understand the whole story na
            ~EvEn ThOuGh YoU mIgHt NoT sEe It ThErE aNd ThAn,BuT rEmEmBeR eVrYtHiNg HaPpEnDs FoR a ReAsOn~

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              #7
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              WD:: the main part is that Mamba was shopping one day and all of a sudden he bumps into someone and who happens to be DM ehheh and then pyar shru hu gya heheheh uff rest of the story u should ask mamba and dm nahh

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                #8
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                did u sat there and wrote the whole thing...itna fazool tme...astagfirulla...u must have been really bored!!!....bichara
                ~tughe iss tarha say hum yaad karnay lagay hain
                laho ban kay ansoo barasnay lagay hain~

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                  #9
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                  but aren't they both guys...or r they gay!!
                  ~tughe iss tarha say hum yaad karnay lagay hain
                  laho ban kay ansoo barasnay lagay hain~

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                    #10
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                    **Life is just LikE Diing Doong**
                    *********TeRe__BiN********

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                      #11
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                      should i hv to watse my time
                      Wise people talk because they have something to say
                      fool people talk because they have to say something

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                        #12
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                        I told you duniya gol hay...

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                          #13
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                          ~*~Pakistan hamari jaan, sabse pehley Pakistan~*~

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                            #14
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                            y not
                            **Life is just LikE Diing Doong**
                            *********TeRe__BiN********

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                              #15
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                              sum people have just too much time
                              anyway - have fun
                              If every country in the world is in debt
                              Where the hell did all the money go !!

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