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    India's Biography

    Here kitty, kitty...

    http://www.whitehouse.gov/kids/india/

    India's Biography

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    Nickname

    Willie. India "Willie" Bush has been a beloved member of the Bush family for more than 10 years.

    "Dream" Job

    Presidential Historian...loves to tell interesting facts about past Presidents and First Ladies.

    Address

    1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, D.C.

    Owners

    President George W. Bush and First Lady Laura Bush

    Namesake

    Named for former Texas Ranger baseball player, Ruben Sierra, who was called "El Indio"

    Favorites

    My pals, Spotty and Barney, love the outdoors, but I prefer to stay inside and visit the White House library. Do you like to read? I hope so. My favorite book is "If You Take a Mouse to the Movies" by Laura Numeroff and Felicia Bond. Mrs. Bush read this book to children at the White House during the holidays.

    Sport

    Hiding from owners

    Food

    Tuna-flavored kitty treats

    Book if she could read

    If You Take a Mouse to the Movies, by Laura Numeroff and Felicia Bond

    Place to nap

    Under the bed

    #2
    Re: India's Biography

    And a biography of India's owner:
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    Nickname

    Holy Bush, on the account of Senior Bush's porous Titan.

    "Dream" Job

    Ice cream vendor, coz I can eat all the ice cream I like.

    Address

    1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, D.C.

    Owners

    Jesus and the Pentagon.

    Namesake

    Named after the Gooseberry Bush he was abandoned in by Bush senior.

    Favorites

    Reading books upside down and misspelling own name.

    Sport

    Pretending to catch Osama.

    Food

    Pretzels

    Book if He could read

    Gravity and explosives and why buildings fall like they do. By Bleedin Obvious.

    Place to nap

    On the job, on your dollar.
    Last edited by Thap; May 7, 2005, 08:00 PM.

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      #3
      Re: India's Biography

      And a biography of India itself:
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      Nickname

      Another probable, potential....well maybe someday moving 2% toward being at least somewhere toward China.

      "Dream" Job

      3%.

      Address

      Somewhere in South Asia, ask at Pakistan.

      Owners

      One careful lady owner Viccy.

      Namesake

      Named after the Norwegian rock legend Ind Yi-ah.

      Favorites

      Creating peaceful nuclear bombs that shower people with petals, radioactive ones. And more dangerous still bad English in call centres.

      Sport

      Certainly not cricket.

      Food

      Small chapattis and rip offs of Pakistani dishes

      Book if They could read

      Why it makes sense becoming part of greater Pakistan.

      Place to nap

      Standing up to conserve space.

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        #4
        Re: India's Biography

        Pakistan's biography

        Nickname

        The land of U-turns.

        "Dream" Job

        To be treated as anything other than a cast off part of India

        Address

        101 Jihad Central., Mard-e-Momin Street, Mazar-e-Musharraf.

        Owners

        @1600, Pennsylvania Ave.

        Favorites

        Giving "moral and diplomatic" support to terrorists, withdraw them when threatened, steal nukes and sell them to everyone with a criminal record.

        Sport

        Certainly not cricket or gilli-danda. Kite flying, perhaps.

        Food

        Anything that would sell to Indians, in "Indo-Pak" restaraunts

        Book if They could read

        The Prince and the Pauper

        Place to nap

        Camp X-ray, Guantanamo Bay, Cuba

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          #5
          Re: India's Biography

          Hindustan's Biography


          Nickname
          Hindu Land

          "Dream" Job
          Joining the Shiv Sena

          Address
          Unwanted anywhere on the Earth, going to the moon soon.

          Owners
          Hindu Extremists

          Namesake
          Named Hindustan which mean 'Land for the Hindus only'

          Favorites
          The Israelis because they kill Muslim minority and the Russians because they also kill Muslims minority.

          Sport
          Shooting non-Hindu minorities for fun

          Food
          Cow and urine

          Book if they could read
          'Minorities should be eradicated at all costs' by Gandhi

          Place to nap
          Can't sleep until the minorities have been wiped out.

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            #6
            Re: India's Biography

            Hey hey hey this was all about India and things Indian, whether it be about furry black things or cats!

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              #7
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              You guys have such claws.

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                #8
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                This is only for morons like Reza and Tariq who have made a habit of dissing India....all other pakistanis, please don't take it to heart

                Pakistan Biography

                http://www.paklinks.com/gs/gallery/f...10309-5093.jpg
                Nickname
                Land of Green with Jealosy

                "Dream" Job
                Blow - hand - grenade that is

                Address
                winter - saudi arabian hallways
                summer - 1600 Penn Ave undersecretary's garage

                Owners
                mullahs

                Namesake
                arab wannabe

                Favorites
                Osama
                Idi Amin

                Sport
                hijack, bird dogging for bush, sunni-shiite jousting

                Food
                Indian

                Book if they could read
                A.Q.Khan - How to shame your motherland

                Place to nap
                Bush's lap
                Last edited by Atlantis; May 8, 2005, 03:25 PM.

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                  #9
                  Re: India's Biography

                  ^ I am enjoying your jumpy nature now,...what happened buddy,...getting tired now,.....

                  Well India must be discussed to remind you guys,.... Howdy neighbor from the Land of Milk and Honey,....btw,...I can call you,... Hey citizen of the third world country how U doin ?
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                  A Faith that cannot survive collision with the truth is not worth many regrets.

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                    #10
                    Re: India's Biography

                    Some other Headlines,....about India,....

                    India wins Cricket match; 120 people die of shock

                    Population Statistics: 42% - Literate, 58% - Politicians

                    India wins Gold in India versus Rest Of India Games


                    Poverty to be eradicated in India using Virtual Reality Software


                    Freedom Fighters to be lathi-charged to commemorate 50 years of Independence


                    Ramar Pillai produces Pottasium Permanganate from Rice, Water, a stick and some Pottasium Permanganate


                    No bombings in Kashmir today


                    Suit filed holding Thakeray responsible for Battle of Panipat, 1526


                    Doctorate conferred on Jayalalitha for completing 2 months in Jail


                    Death penalty upheld for Attempted Suicide victim
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                    A Faith that cannot survive collision with the truth is not worth many regrets.

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                      #11
                      Re: India's Biography

                      Originally posted by Atlantis

                      This is only for morons like Reza and Tariq who have made a habit of dissing India....all other pakistanis, please don't take it to heart

                      Pakistan Biography

                      http://www.paklinks.com/gs/gallery/f...10309-5093.jpg
                      Nickname
                      Land of Green with Jealosy

                      "Dream" Job
                      Blow - hand - grenade that is

                      Address
                      winter - saudi arabian hallways
                      summer - 1600 Penn Ave undersecretary's garage

                      Owners
                      mullahs

                      Namesake
                      arab wannabe

                      Favorites
                      Osama
                      Idi Amin

                      Sport
                      hijack, bird dogging for bush, sunni-shiite jousting

                      Food
                      Indian

                      Book if they could read
                      A.Q.Khan - How to shame your motherland

                      Place to nap
                      Bush's lap
                      Nice.

                      Btw, are you an Indian Muslim? All touchy, over compensating and sensitive to his rather tenuous place in India.

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                        #12
                        Re: India's Biography

                        Originally posted by Reza Pahlavi
                        Here kitty, kitty...
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                        I love cats and have kept many cats...But that is one ugly looking kitty...Betcha it wasn't hard for them to choose the name...
                        Focus not on who you are but what you do...
                        ])>:::}-:Salams:-{:::<([

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                          #13
                          Re: India's Biography

                          Originally posted by Lajawab
                          I love cats and have kept many cats...But that is one ugly looking kitty...Betcha it wasn't hard for them to choose the name...
                          yup - particularly since the dog had already been named

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                            #14
                            Re: India's Biography

                            ^^ Bush has a dog too?
                            Focus not on who you are but what you do...
                            ])>:::}-:Salams:-{:::<([

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                              #15
                              Re: India's Biography

                              What's wrong with white people. First Pakistan, and then India. Why can't they leave us alone?


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