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    Tips On Understanding Women

    In The World Of Romance, One Single Rule Applies To The Men

    Make The Woman Happy. Do Something She Likes, And You Get Points.

    Do Something She Dislikes And Points Are Subtracted.
    You Don't Get Any Points For Doing Something She Expects.
    Sorry, That's The Way The Game Is Played.

    Here Is A Guide To The Point System:

    SIMPLE DUTIES

    You Make The Bed (+1)

    You Make The Bed, But Forget The Decorative Pillow (0)

    You Throw The Bedspread Over Rumpled Sheets (-1)

    You Go Out To Buy Her What She Wants (+5) In The Rain (+10) But Return
    With Beer (-5)

    You Check Out A Suspicious Noise At Night (0)

    You Check Out A Suspicious Noise, And It Is Nothing (0)

    You Check Out A Suspicious Noise And It Is Something (+5)

    You Pummel It With Iron Rod (+10)

    It's Her Pet (-1000)

    SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS

    You Stay By Her Side The Entire Party (0)
    You Stay By Her Side For A While, Then Leave To Chat With A College
    Buddy (-2)

    Named Tina (-4)

    Tina Is A Dancer (-6)

    Tina Has Silicon Implants (-800)

    HER BIRTHDAY

    You Take Her Out To Dinner (0)

    You Take Her Out To Dinner And It's Not A Sports Bar (+1)

    Okay, It's A Sports Bar (-2)

    And It's All-You-Can-Eat Night (-3)

    It's A Sports Bar, It's All-You-Can-Eat Night, And Your Face Is Painted
    The Colours Of Your Favourite Team (-10)

    A NIGHT OUT

    You Take Her To A Movie (+2)
    You Take Her To A Movie She Likes (+4)
    You Take Her To A Movie You Hate (+6)
    You take her to a movie you like (-2)

    It's Called 'DeathCop' (-3)

    You Lied And Said It Was A Foreign Film About Orphans (-15)

    YOUR PHYSIQUE

    You Develop A Noticeable Potbelly (-15)
    You Develop A noticeable Potbelly And Exercise To Get Rid Of It (+10)
    You Develop A Noticeable Potbelly And Resort To Baggy Jeans And Baggy
    Hawaiian Shirts (-30)

    You Say, "It Doesn't Matter, You Have One Too." (-80000000)

    ENJOY THE 'BIG' QUESTION

    She Asks, "Do I Look Fat?" (-5) [Yes, You LOSE Points No Matter [WHAT]

    You Hesitate In Responding (-10)

    You Reply, "Where?" (-35)

    Any Other Response (-20)

    COMMUNICATION

    When She Wants To Talk About A Problem, You Listen, Displaying What
    Looks Like A Concerned _Expression (0)

    You Listen, For Over 30 Minutes (+50)

    You Listen For More Than 30 Minutes Without Looking At The TV (+500)

    She Realizes This Is Because You Have Fallen Asleep (-1000000)


    #2
    Re: Tips On Understanding Women

    hehehe experience???

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      #3
      Re: Tips On Understanding Women

      Originally posted by Daagh
      hehehe experience???

      U Ka Hoga

      Me To Abhi Kunwara Hon

      PS : Kaisay Ho ? :halo:

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        #4
        Re: Tips On Understanding Women

        Lol
        Allah humma lakal hamdo walakashukar....

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          #5
          Re: Tips On Understanding Women

          the women only needs time, caring and attention..........thats all.....and one more thing she needs ..which i cant dislose here
          Life ends when you stop Dreaming,
          Hope ends when you stop Believing,
          Love ends when you stop Caring,
          Friendship ends when you stop Sharing.

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            #6
            Re: Tips On Understanding Women

            Originally posted by BeWaQooF
            U Ka Hoga

            Me To Abhi Kunwara Hon

            PS : Kaisay Ho ? :halo:
            I am fine yaar... tum sunao life kaisi chal rahi hai?

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              #7
              Re: Tips On Understanding Women

              Originally posted by BeWaQooF
              In The World Of Romance, One Single Rule Applies To The Men

              Make The Woman Happy. Do Something She Likes, And You Get Points.

              Do Something She Dislikes And Points Are Subtracted.
              You Don't Get Any Points For Doing Something She Expects.
              Sorry, That's The Way The Game Is Played.

              Here Is A Guide To The Point System:

              SIMPLE DUTIES

              You Make The Bed (+1)

              You Make The Bed, But Forget The Decorative Pillow (0)

              You Throw The Bedspread Over Rumpled Sheets (-1)

              You Go Out To Buy Her What She Wants (+5) In The Rain (+10) But Return
              With Beer (-5)

              You Check Out A Suspicious Noise At Night (0)

              You Check Out A Suspicious Noise, And It Is Nothing (0)

              You Check Out A Suspicious Noise And It Is Something (+5)

              You Pummel It With Iron Rod (+10)

              It's Her Pet (-1000)

              SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS

              You Stay By Her Side The Entire Party (0)
              You Stay By Her Side For A While, Then Leave To Chat With A College
              Buddy (-2)

              Named Tina (-4)

              Tina Is A Dancer (-6)

              Tina Has Silicon Implants (-800)

              HER BIRTHDAY

              You Take Her Out To Dinner (0)

              You Take Her Out To Dinner And It's Not A Sports Bar (+1)

              Okay, It's A Sports Bar (-2)

              And It's All-You-Can-Eat Night (-3)

              It's A Sports Bar, It's All-You-Can-Eat Night, And Your Face Is Painted
              The Colours Of Your Favourite Team (-10)

              A NIGHT OUT

              You Take Her To A Movie (+2)
              You Take Her To A Movie She Likes (+4)
              You Take Her To A Movie You Hate (+6)
              You take her to a movie you like (-2)

              It's Called 'DeathCop' (-3)

              You Lied And Said It Was A Foreign Film About Orphans (-15)

              YOUR PHYSIQUE

              You Develop A Noticeable Potbelly (-15)
              You Develop A noticeable Potbelly And Exercise To Get Rid Of It (+10)
              You Develop A Noticeable Potbelly And Resort To Baggy Jeans And Baggy
              Hawaiian Shirts (-30)

              You Say, "It Doesn't Matter, You Have One Too." (-80000000)

              ENJOY THE 'BIG' QUESTION

              She Asks, "Do I Look Fat?" (-5) [Yes, You LOSE Points No Matter [WHAT]

              You Hesitate In Responding (-10)

              You Reply, "Where?" (-35)

              Any Other Response (-20)

              COMMUNICATION

              When She Wants To Talk About A Problem, You Listen, Displaying What
              Looks Like A Concerned _Expression (0)

              You Listen, For Over 30 Minutes (+50)

              You Listen For More Than 30 Minutes Without Looking At The TV (+500)

              She Realizes This Is Because You Have Fallen Asleep (-1000000)

              ok ek aur baat........jhoot bolona kai ek hi jawab milenge aap larko ko.......aur hai........





              ek...........


              lamba..........


              sa..........



              THAPAR.......


              lol.........


              ab main kai karo..........smilie list main thapar ka smilie nahi hai......
              "Anything U can DO.....I CAN DO BETTER...."

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                #8
                Re: Tips On Understanding Women

                ^...
                The crap you hear about me might be true.. but then again it might be as fake as the beach who told you.

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                  #9
                  Re: Tips On Understanding Women

                  this is very funny and I think this is how alot of women are.

                  but im different and women annoy me too.....cuz its difficult even for ME to keep them happy....and im a girl :halo:
                  ~ the world is out to provoke you,if you get provoked it's your downfall! ~

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                    #10
                    Re: Tips On Understanding Women

                    ^^ who sed u were a girl??


                    "Anything U can DO.....I CAN DO BETTER...."

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                      #11
                      Re: Tips On Understanding Women

                      no matter how much we even try to MAKE u understand....guys will NEVER understand! its soooo sad! n sooo freakin annoying!
                      People put up walls not to keep people out but to see who cares enough to break them down

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                        #12
                        Re: Tips On Understanding Women

                        hey we don't necessarily understand how the carz work but we work with it ....

                        FYI:
                        biwi or gari asi honi chahyee keh sath kherain hoon to apni lagay!
                        [ M ] - Awesome Wedding Photographer + Videographer in Canada

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                          #13
                          Re: Tips On Understanding Women

                          Originally posted by Daagh
                          I am fine yaar... tum sunao life kaisi chal rahi hai?

                          Abhi Tak 2 Tires Par Hi Chal Rahi Hai

                          Mazeed 2 Ka U Bandobast Karo Na

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                            #14
                            Re: Tips On Understanding Women

                            Originally posted by shararti baachi
                            ok ek aur baat........jhoot bolona kai ek hi jawab milenge aap larko ko.......aur hai........





                            ek...........


                            lamba..........


                            sa..........



                            THAPAR.......


                            lol.........


                            ab main kai karo..........smilie list main thapar ka smilie nahi hai......

                            Hum Ne Chooriyan Nahi Pehan Rakhi :halo:

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                              #15
                              Re: Tips On Understanding Women

                              Originally posted by BeWaQooF
                              Hum Ne Chooriyan Nahi Pehan Rakhi :halo:
                              Mein ne pehen lee hain
                              Mere junoon ka na lo imtihaan,
                              Jaanan

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