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    APPLICATION FOR PRIME MINISTER

    ELECTION
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    1. NAME OF CANDIDATE.......................

    2. PRESENT ADDRESS.........................

    A) NAME OF JAIL.........................

    B) CELL NUMBER..........................
    (IF NOT IN JAIL,ATTACH PROOF OF
    RESIDENCE)
    C) IF ABROAD THEN ALSO WRITE ZIP-CODE...

    3. POLITICAL PARTY.........................

    (LIST ONLY THE LAST FIVE PARTIES IN THE
    CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER)
    1.............................
    2.............................
    3.............................
    4.............................
    5.............................

    4. SIZE OF PARTY

    A) MYSELF
    B) ME AND MY FAMILY
    C) ENOUGH TO OCCUPY A TONGA

    5. SEX

    A) MALE
    B) FEMALE
    C) BENAZIR
    D) ''GENERAL''(ANY)

    6. REASON FOR LEAVING THE PARTY(CIRCLE ONE OR
    MORE.

    A) DEFECTED
    B) EXPELLED
    C) BOUGHT OUT
    D) ALL OF ABOVE

    7. REASONS FOR CONTESTING ELECTIONS(CIRCLE ONE OR MORE)

    A. TO MAKE MONEY
    B. TO ESCAPE COURT TRIAL
    C. TO GROSSLY MISUSE POWER
    D. TO SERVE THE PUBLIC
    E. I HAVE NO CLUE

    IF YOU CHOOSE 'D' ATTACH CERTIFICATE OS SANITY FROM A RECOGONIZED VERY WELL KNOWN PSYCHIATRIST)

    8. HOW MANY YEARS OF PUBLIC CORRUPTION EXPERIENCE DO YOU POSSESS

    A. 1-2 YEARS
    B. 2-6 YEARS
    C. 6-15 YRS
    D. 15+ YEARS

    9. GIVE DETAILS OF BEST CRIMINAL CASES PENDING AGAINST YOU

    (RESTRICT UPTO BEST 5..ATTACH A SEPERATE
    SHEET)

    10. HOW MANY YEARS HAVE YOU SPENT IN JAIL

    A. 1-2 YEARS
    B. 2-6 YEARS
    C. 6-15 YEARS
    D. 15 +++

    11. ARE YOU INVOLVED IN ANY FINANCIAL SCAM ?

    A. WHY NOT
    B. OF COURSE
    C. DEFINITELY
    D. IDENTIFY IT ALL
    E. SEE A FOREIGN HAND

    12 WHAT IS YOUR ANNUAL CORRUPTION INCOME ?

    A. 10-15 CRORES
    B. 50-100 CRORES
    C. OVERFLOW
    ( CONVERT ALL YOUR $ EARNING FROM HAWALA ETC TO RUPEES)

    13. DO YOU HAVE ANY DEVELOPMENTAL PLANS FOR THE COUNTRY IN MIND ?

    A. NO
    B. NO
    C. NO
    D. NO
    E. ALL THE ABOVE

    THUMB IMPRESSION



    dil..dilseee..dil to akhir dil hai na






    [This message has been edited by dilse (edited April 05, 2000).]

    #2
    Namaste Dilse
    Seems like you have ran out of hatred-laden ammo in the Political arena of GupShup and seeked refuge here in the General section. Well, you can run but you can't hide http://www.pak.org/gupshup/tongue.gif http://www.pak.org/gupshup/tongue.gif http://www.pak.org/gupshup/tongue.gif


    [This message has been edited by outlaw (edited April 05, 2000).]

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      #3
      outlaw ..salam
      yar this has nothing to do with political,it is just a joke and for fun...as far as taking refuge..i am in everybodys dil..


      dil..dilseee

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        #4
        ohhh dammm http://www.pak.org/gupshup/frown.gif http://www.pak.org/gupshup/frown.gif

        I cannot apply for this post http://www.pak.org/gupshup/frown.gif http://www.pak.org/gupshup/frown.gif http://www.pak.org/gupshup/frown.gif
        (no experience)
        man http://www.pak.org/gupshup/mad.gif I cann't afford to lose it man http://www.pak.org/gupshup/confused.gif

        dilse bhaya, parchee chalay gee nazrana wagera

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          #5
          Originally posted by dilse:
          ELECTION
          --------

          1. NAME OF CANDIDATE..Sab Say Shareef
          2. PRESENT ADDRESS..Roop Mahal,
          Herapheri Road,
          Gali #: 420.
          Gandi Dunya.
          Area Code: 9211

          A) NAME OF JAIL..Akh Touh! Jail

          B) CELL NUMBER..Vert Private.
          (IF NOT IN JAIL,ATTACH PROOF OF
          RESIDENCE)
          C) IF ABROAD THEN ALSO WRITE ZIP-CODE.----

          3. POLITICAL PARTY.....................

          (LIST ONLY THE LAST FIVE PARTIES IN THE
          CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER)
          1...Tu trac party.
          2...Abey Tabey party.
          3...Blood Suckers party.
          4...Khaney Catney wali party.
          5...Gunda Tax wali party.

          4. SIZE OF PARTY..
          C) ENOUGH TO OCCUPY A TONGA.

          A) MYSELF
          B) ME AND MY FAMILY
          C) ENOUGH TO OCCUPY A TONGA

          5. SEX
          D) ''GENERAL''

          A) MALE
          B) FEMALE
          C) BENAZIR
          D) ''GENERAL''(ANY)

          6. REASON FOR LEAVING THE PARTY(CIRCLE ONE OR
          MORE.
          D) ALL OF ABOVE

          A) DEFECTED
          B) EXPELLED
          C) BOUGHT OUT
          D) ALL OF ABOVE

          7. REASONS FOR CONTESTING ELECTIONS(CIRCLE ONE OR MORE)
          E) I HAVE NO CLUE

          A. TO MAKE MONEY
          B. TO ESCAPE COURT TRIAL
          C. TO GROSSLY MISUSE POWER
          D. TO SERVE THE PUBLIC
          E. I HAVE NO CLUE

          IF YOU CHOOSE 'D' ATTACH CERTIFICATE OS SANITY FROM A RECOGONIZED VERY WELL KNOWN PSYCHIATRIST)

          8. HOW MANY YEARS OF PUBLIC CORRUPTION EXPERIENCE DO YOU POSSESS
          D. 15+ YEARS

          A. 1-2 YEARS
          B. 2-6 YEARS
          C. 6-15 YRS
          D. 15+ YEARS

          9. GIVE DETAILS OF BEST CRIMINAL CASES PENDING AGAINST YOU

          (RESTRICT UPTO BEST 5..ATTACH A SEPERATE
          SHEET)

          OEY! TARI HAI KYA...UHN!!!! http://www.pak.org/gupshup/mad.gif http://www.pak.org/gupshup/mad.gif http://www.pak.org/gupshup/mad.gif

          10. HOW MANY YEARS HAVE YOU SPENT IN JAIL
          D. Right now i am in jail

          A. 1-2 YEARS
          B. 2-6 YEARS
          C. 6-15 YEARS
          D. 15 +++

          11. ARE YOU INVOLVED IN ANY FINANCIAL SCAM ?
          A. B. C.

          A. WHY NOT
          B. OF COURSE
          C. DEFINITELY
          D. IDENTIFY IT ALL
          E. SEE A FOREIGN HAND

          12 WHAT IS YOUR ANNUAL CORRUPTION INCOME ?
          C. overflowing

          A. 10-15 CRORES
          B. 50-100 CRORES
          C. OVERFLOW
          ( CONVERT ALL YOUR $ EARNING FROM HAWALA ETC TO RUPEES)

          13. DO YOU HAVE ANY DEVELOPMENTAL PLANS FOR THE COUNTRY IN MIND ?
          E. all of the above

          A. NO
          B. NO
          C. NO
          D. NO
          E. ALL THE ABOVE
          http://www.pak.org/gupshup/nook.gif
          THUMB IMPRESSION



          dil..dilseee..dil to akhir dil hai na




          [This message has been edited by dilse (edited April 05, 2000).]


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            #6
            Dilse Yar, what Outlaw meant to say was that there are lots of folks in Political Section who can qualify to be PM of Pakistan. You misunderstood him.

            The most important criterion for being PM of Pakistan is that you have to be an idiot. I am sorry, but you have to revise your application.

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              #7
              NYA, I partially disagree. Most of the contributors of Political Gup-Shup are non-muslims, therefore they are inelligible to hold Pakistani premiership.
              I do agree with you on the notion that one has to be an idiot to become Pakistani premier. Hanging of ZAB , and today's Nawaz Sharif conviction proves that this lust of power just ain't worth it. I'ld rahter be climbing a rock face or flying than stinkin' in jail.



              [This message has been edited by outlaw (edited April 06, 2000).]

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                #8
                NYAhmadi...yes sir i did,sorry about it...yes i want to be idiot for a week,will clear all bad evil from there...there are handful of people who is trying to uproot pakistan....the only interest they have is himself and his family... and they are just playing with pakistan.
                outlaw sorry yar if i have said anything wrong...


                dil..dilsee..dil to akhir dil hai na

                [This message has been edited by dilse (edited April 06, 2000).]

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                  #9
                  Dilse, I've been misbehaving on Gup-Shup for past couple of weeks, ..Sir, you may ignore my post. Thanks

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                    #10
                    outlaw salaam yar dont worry i know and understand,we are here for fun....aia kia


                    dil..dilsee...dil to akhir dil hai na

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                      #11
                      given the past record, being prime minister is not a good idea in pakistan. how about being a minister like abdus sattar and make money in this govt. as well as next govt.

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                        #12
                        It's better to be a judge.
                        Take oath under one government. Make money.
                        Take a new oath under a new rule.
                        Give the old ruler death penalty or at least life imprisonment if the case comes to you.
                        Make money.
                        Take a new oath under yet another ruler.....
                        live happily.

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                        There is no way to happiness.
                        Happiness is the way....
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