The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey:
The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
Use the first letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name:
> > >a = stinky
> > >b = lumpy
> > >c = buttercup
> > >d = gidget
> > >e = crusty
> > >f = greasy
> > >g = fluffy
> > >h = cheeseball
> > >i = chim-chim
> > >j = poopsie
> > >k = flunky
> > >l = booger
> > >m = pinky
> > >n = zippy
> > >o = goober
> > >p = doofus
> > >q = slimy
> > >r = loopy
> > >s = snotty
> > >t = falafel
> > >u = dorkey
> > >v = squeezit
> > >w = oprah
> > >x = skipper
> > >y = dinky
> > >z = zsa-zsa
Use the first letter of your last name to determine the first half ofyour NEW last name:
> > >a = diaper
> > >b = toilet
> > >c = giggle
> > >d = bubble
> > >e = girdle
> > >f = barf
> > >g = lizard
> > >h = waffle
> > >i = cootie
> > >j = monkey
> > >k = potty
> > >l = liver
> > >m = banana
> > >n = rhino
> > >o = burger
> > >p = hamster
> > >q = toad
> > >r = gizzard
> > >s = pizza
> > >t = gerbil
> > >u = chicken
> > >v = pickle
> > >w = chuckle
> > >x =tofu
> > >y = gorilla
> > >z = stinker
Use the last letter of your last name to determine the second half of your NEW last name:
> > >a = head
> > >b = mouth
> > >c = face
> > >d = nose
> > >e = tush
> > >f = breath
> > >g = pants
> > >h = shorts
> > >i = lips
> > >j = honker
> > >k = butt
> > >l = brain
> > >m = tushie
> > >n = chunks
> > >o = hiney
> > >p = biscuits
> > >q = toes
> > >r = buns
> > >s = fanny
> > >t = sniffer
> > >u = sprinkles
> > >v = kisser
> > >w = squirt
> > >x =humperdinck
> > >y = brains
> > >z = juice
> > >
Thus, for example, George Bush's new name is Fluffy Toiletshorts. Go figure
Do you know who you are?
The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
Use the first letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name:
> > >a = stinky
> > >b = lumpy
> > >c = buttercup
> > >d = gidget
> > >e = crusty
> > >f = greasy
> > >g = fluffy
> > >h = cheeseball
> > >i = chim-chim
> > >j = poopsie
> > >k = flunky
> > >l = booger
> > >m = pinky
> > >n = zippy
> > >o = goober
> > >p = doofus
> > >q = slimy
> > >r = loopy
> > >s = snotty
> > >t = falafel
> > >u = dorkey
> > >v = squeezit
> > >w = oprah
> > >x = skipper
> > >y = dinky
> > >z = zsa-zsa
Use the first letter of your last name to determine the first half ofyour NEW last name:
> > >a = diaper
> > >b = toilet
> > >c = giggle
> > >d = bubble
> > >e = girdle
> > >f = barf
> > >g = lizard
> > >h = waffle
> > >i = cootie
> > >j = monkey
> > >k = potty
> > >l = liver
> > >m = banana
> > >n = rhino
> > >o = burger
> > >p = hamster
> > >q = toad
> > >r = gizzard
> > >s = pizza
> > >t = gerbil
> > >u = chicken
> > >v = pickle
> > >w = chuckle
> > >x =tofu
> > >y = gorilla
> > >z = stinker
Use the last letter of your last name to determine the second half of your NEW last name:
> > >a = head
> > >b = mouth
> > >c = face
> > >d = nose
> > >e = tush
> > >f = breath
> > >g = pants
> > >h = shorts
> > >i = lips
> > >j = honker
> > >k = butt
> > >l = brain
> > >m = tushie
> > >n = chunks
> > >o = hiney
> > >p = biscuits
> > >q = toes
> > >r = buns
> > >s = fanny
> > >t = sniffer
> > >u = sprinkles
> > >v = kisser
> > >w = squirt
> > >x =humperdinck
> > >y = brains
> > >z = juice
> > >
Thus, for example, George Bush's new name is Fluffy Toiletshorts. Go figure
Do you know who you are?
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