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    george bush = fluffy toiletshorts?

    The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey:

    The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
    Use the first letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name:

    > > >a = stinky
    > > >b = lumpy
    > > >c = buttercup
    > > >d = gidget
    > > >e = crusty
    > > >f = greasy
    > > >g = fluffy
    > > >h = cheeseball
    > > >i = chim-chim
    > > >j = poopsie
    > > >k = flunky
    > > >l = booger
    > > >m = pinky
    > > >n = zippy
    > > >o = goober
    > > >p = doofus
    > > >q = slimy
    > > >r = loopy
    > > >s = snotty
    > > >t = falafel
    > > >u = dorkey
    > > >v = squeezit
    > > >w = oprah
    > > >x = skipper
    > > >y = dinky
    > > >z = zsa-zsa

    Use the first letter of your last name to determine the first half ofyour NEW last name:

    > > >a = diaper
    > > >b = toilet
    > > >c = giggle
    > > >d = bubble
    > > >e = girdle
    > > >f = barf
    > > >g = lizard
    > > >h = waffle
    > > >i = cootie
    > > >j = monkey
    > > >k = potty
    > > >l = liver
    > > >m = banana
    > > >n = rhino
    > > >o = burger
    > > >p = hamster
    > > >q = toad
    > > >r = gizzard
    > > >s = pizza
    > > >t = gerbil
    > > >u = chicken
    > > >v = pickle
    > > >w = chuckle
    > > >x =tofu
    > > >y = gorilla
    > > >z = stinker

    Use the last letter of your last name to determine the second half of your NEW last name:

    > > >a = head
    > > >b = mouth
    > > >c = face
    > > >d = nose
    > > >e = tush
    > > >f = breath
    > > >g = pants
    > > >h = shorts
    > > >i = lips
    > > >j = honker
    > > >k = butt
    > > >l = brain
    > > >m = tushie
    > > >n = chunks
    > > >o = hiney
    > > >p = biscuits
    > > >q = toes
    > > >r = buns
    > > >s = fanny
    > > >t = sniffer
    > > >u = sprinkles
    > > >v = kisser
    > > >w = squirt
    > > >x =humperdinck
    > > >y = brains
    > > >z = juice
    > > >
    Thus, for example, George Bush's new name is Fluffy Toiletshorts. Go figure

    Do you know who you are?
    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that... he is gone.

    #2
    hehehehehehe... cooooooliooooo


    I'm Stinky Banana Chunks

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      #3
      Fraud.. my younger son reads Captain Underpants. The older is more into Goosebumps and Harry Potter.

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        #4
        Hey, I borrowed and read couple of goosebums from my 10 years old cousin few years ago. Man, they are cool. I think reading that type of literature helps build imaginative skills in kids.

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          #5
          Flunky Gerbil-Buns....
          Achaa! So you have time to devise all these coded aliases but not to ......!!!

          not pleased ...hmmmm!?!
          Chim-chim Pizza-Nose (UK)

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            #6
            I am not Pinky DiaperNose!

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              #7
              Stinky ToiletBuns http://www.pak.org/gupshup/eek.gif

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                #8
                Hum sa, I am Booger Toilet Buns. We are sisters.

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                  #9
                  stinky banana lips... http://www.pak.org/gupshup/eek.gif

                  whaaaaa http://www.pak.org/gupshup/rolleyes.gif

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                    #10
                    Hey!cool man i realy like it!

                    Check out my name.........

                    Zippy Chuckle Lips http://www.pak.org/gupshup/french.gif

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                      #11
                      Anokha,

                      You don't have to tell us about your buns, we already heard about them from someone else http://www.pak.org/gupshup/biggrin.gif

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                        #12
                        zara lol

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                        Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing all my life!

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                          #13
                          Zippy Pizza Juice http://www.pak.org/gupshup/rolleyes.gif http://www.pak.org/gupshup/rolleyes.gif

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