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    Things That Piss me!

    I hate it when..

    People are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote and keep asking "remote kahan hay?" because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

    When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". . What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?

    When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the would you keep looking
    after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

    When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dicknose, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the ceiling up there. What did you come here for?

    When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here !

    When people ask me to boil an egg!

    [This message has been edited by Admin (edited April 01, 2000).]

    Chill man chill!
    yaar kya baat hay Garam saheb, haha! testostrone level kuch zayada hee high lagg raha hay!


      Hi there!
      I'm in Islamabad now. Last nigt when I got-off from the plane and heading for my hotel.
      The Cab-driver asked me curiously "Aap Hawaai Jahaaz say Aaayaey hain"
      I replied "Nahin! Ghorhay pur beth kar aayaa hoon" ........and
      It was laughters everywhere
      So Dear! "Stupid questions have stupid answers"
      So Garam! Rather then being GARAM reply with Style but.......
      You've gotta have the wit of ................... obviously mine.



        Are bhai itna ghossa na karen.
        Ghosse ki jaga aik achcha sa joke
        suna dain. har chiz thik lage gi


          Masale Yar,

          I am totally with you! Man, people get on my nerves too, as easily, I must say. What they hell is wrong with them.

          In all honesty, the thing that pisses me off the most is when someone says: “Calm Down”.

          That is the most stupid thing one can say to someone.

          However, I can deal with the request of boiling an egg for someone.


            I hate it when ppl curse.

            But it's okay Garam Masale - yougot copy&pasted that off an e-mail, no? i think you did....and i could relate to the e-mail msg.

            but still...uff....cursing: yuck. ya know?

            i'm broke even though i sold secret fantasies


              Hey Kohal i made that email check my name if its there. I started it!

              Now Kohal, that will end you in my new list of "Things that piss me (part 2) " coming soon.


                Garam sahib

                add to your list the name of people who add a stupid quote at the end of their posts, thinking that they are making lot of sense.

                (That will add Kohal to your list, twice, he,he)

                Oh hi Kohal, I did not know that u were also here.
                The prince who is otherwise known as TLK


                  oh \/\/hateverrrrrrr

                  i'm broke even though i sold secret fantasies


                    mera bhai i will tell you what is make me verry angry. it is when those abcds think they are in the amrica so they dont have to listen shareef pakistani admi now.

                    Pakistan Hero
                    your Hero


                      hahahaha - acha so this is what pisses you off........... we should steer clear of each other cause I keep coming up with these comments to Gizzy and he always has witty answers that shut me up or have me in fits of laughter..

                      I called him once and he sounded sleepy and I said are you asleep ?
                      he said ''yes sothay mai bol raha hoo ??''

                      and once he was asleep and I said are you sleeping in bed and he said ''no kharay kharay so raha hoo''

                      and when he goes out and comes on line - I ask him - if he's back and he says no - he's still in the car ....

                      I don't mean to say stupid stuff - I guess it's just to keep the conversation going......


                      Sowwy Jaan....