Pakistan's problems and the Salution

[J M Khan]

Using my right to express my openion even though it might sounds too radical to some of you. I suggest the following steps to make Pakistan the best country on planet earth.
(1) Shoot dead every single of the politicians.
(2) Put all the Mullahs respossible for the "fitna" among muslims such as shia Vs Sunny, Hanafi VS Shafi etc etc in an airplane and drop them off from 20000 ft( without a parachute off course). That will leave very few mullahs who deserve to live.
(3) Cutt off the noses of every single paki so they would stop worrying about their noses all the time (naak oncha rakhny ka sawal hai) and will really do something constructive instead of trying to keep their"naak ouncha".
(4) Duck tape the mouths of all pakis so they will work for their own and the country's well fare rather than worrying about
"logh kiya Kahaingy ".
(5) Hadith sharif says " Arrashi wal murthshi kilahuma finaar " i.e "The one who gives bribe and the one who takes bribe both are headed to hill fire" Send all the corrupts to hell on an express flight i.e hange the sukers.
(6) Tax people on the basis of how many kids they have so the dumbos would stop making 15 kids per couple.
(7) Abolish Police department and any one who ever served in Pak police, send them to Siberia so the corruption germs wouldn't spread.
(8) The corrupt paki beurocrates could be used as test species for radiation experiments.I could use a few of them for my target shooting practice. (target shooting is my hoby)
(9) According to some statistics, After military equipment and weapons, the 2nd bigest import of Pakistan is woman's make up stuff. Any woman caught wearing make up that weighs more than 5 Lbs, punish her. Now the worst punishment for her would be to ban her from using any make up ever for the rest of her life.
(10)Any adult who can get a job but instead is bumming around, load them on a plane and send them to Africa. I heard there are some caniball tribes still around there. These tribes can use these bums for lunch.

So what yall think ..?? the tragedy is that to make Pakistan truely " Pak " i.e pure, you will have to kill 95 percent of the Paki population.

[azkar]

Interesting ideas. Some even workable!

[shezi]

hay man
pakistan does n't have any problem it's only the people who cerates polititians are fine mullahs are doing their job unemployment is almost in every country tell you what if our un employement rate is hight so does the employment rate becas our population is too much terrism is in ever country soem where it;s too much like states but at some place it's less like uk becas all the terroists there have become drug addicts there
pakistan is just fine trust me we are going fine and one day every thing will go fine even if we go the way we are going even in the presence of all these eveil we are hardly 50 years old now or we can smugle more drugs to england for urgent cash
bye

[Enterprise]

Hey Shezi, Give the guy a break will ya?He did a Great job here.Why dont you go and read the message I left for you on "The joke Forum."

[shezi]

hay! hay! ENTERPISE
i just read your message in joke fourum i agree with you regarding jokes of porno nature well as we know that we both would have heard lots of jokes of that kind and frnakly speaking i have almost enjoyed most of them they were really funny but i do n't want to offend any one here . but even then iam con vinced that that should not be allowed here but but but!!!!!! read this now
it's a suggestion in fact that write at least one article of your so that if people want to say any thing to you they do n't have to use some ones forum and i have read all most all of your articles and really i enjoyed most of them all most all i think you are going really good by the way what sort of name is that "ENTERPRISE" ???like me "SHEZI " is my real nick name .
and i am not sure if i really am patriotic our country is an islamic state so may be every paki should act on islamic principles a bit more than i do but i belive that every one should feel about their own country not less than i feel . more you stay away from the country more patriotic you would feel and some people say that they only like pakistan becas they are inpakistan but it should n't be like that .
any way that was really nice to hear from you
take care
bye

[aazim]

In my opinion, this is a serious matter and one should be very carefull talking about their own people.
First of all, Pakistan is not the only country who is facing lot of problems their are many others as well.
Defining the major problems in Pakistan (in my poor judgement) are:
1) Lack of education
2) Lack of confidence
3) Lack of respect
4) Lack of patriotism
5) Excess of showoff
6) Criticism for criticism
7) Uneducated politicians, Police

Well there must still lot of other problems but solving above should give a good relief to common people.

We are Pakistanis and we must understand our duties and play a positive role by just providing a little support to poors, I think we can make Pakistan a place to live.

Regrads.

[J M Khan]

Azim
Cool ....just that you only pointed out the problems while in my very first post I suggested solutions to these problems you pointed out as well as all other problems that exist in Pakistan. Have you seen the commercial by the radio city (an electronic company) that says " you got a problem, we have the solution" ..? so thats what it is.

[Mr Fraudia]

Aazim and JM Khan. You guys hit the problem head on. Good work. It is however sad to see some replies like " corruption is everywhere, problems are in every country" etc etc.

Like wake up.. I could personally care less about the political corruption in Botswana, or Police Brutality in Burkina Faso, or unemployment in jamaica. We are concerned about challenges facing Pakistan, just to say that every country has her share of problems or Pakistan is not the only country that has these problems is not a solution. First and foremost, if we are going to make a change for Pakistan, this sort of mind set has to change. Its like almost saying errrrr , yes my mother has cancer, but so does the guy who lives two blocks down. You let that guy worry about his problems and you help yer mum :>

JM Khan and Aazim, I want to add something to the fine remarks you posted, some serious and some tongue in cheek humour.

For Pakistan to Improve the neccessary factors are 1) Real Pride in being pakistani, and for what pakistan stands for, 2) knowing what our potential is and feeling atleast partially responsible to have the country meet its challenges and reach its potential.

If Abdul Qadeer Khan and Co sat with their hands under their butts and said, oooh Pakistan does not have nuclear technology,.. but niether does Kuwait..would that have done us any good.

Points to Ponder.

[J M Khan]

Fraudz
You said it all and said it well. The first step towards solving any problem is to realize and admit there is a probelm.Cheers for you Mr.Fraudia

Sincerely
J.M.Khan

[Daysee Behna]

Hey JM Bro' Yeah I agree with u! Love ur ideas, they are quicker, swifter and fast paced Aw MaNN, epe' the one with "Hayay Allah, nak na cut jayay!" Hate it when people worry about that! http://www.pak.org/gupshup/frown.gif
Thehe... adore ur make-up policy. Yeah! It'd save the poor lil' fathers, brothers, husbands etc,etc so much hassle I mean they don't have to give $$$ for chamki, lali, powder, and surkhi due to the http://www.pak.org/gupshup/frown.gifdoufus demands of their daughters etc on Eid day esp' We gotta bring 'em in use MaNN! They are Faaaantashtic!!!
I'm With u on this plateform. So when are we going back to bring 'em in use? Anyone else joing this squade Hey ya all, I'm serious not kidding Ok, Ok *just kidding.*
But I'm sure we can work something out and provide a sub for the rrrrrreal harsh ones. Not really, they're just all too good to be altered

Later!

[J M Khan]

dasyee Behna
Thanks a lot. You are all toooo nice as always Wish you a very pleasant vacation and hope you get back safe. You will be missed.
Allah Hafiz
Sincerely
J.M.Khan

[MOHSAN]

Mr JM Khan:
Nice and beautiful ideas. I hope we can work out some plan to carry out these things. I read a book "Breaking the Curfew", I think this book is banned in Pakistan, it should be, anyway according to Author Pakistan is the only country whose people think and love their country more than anything but at the same time are not doing anything to improve the situation. Some time I feel that I am doing the same. My field of education is very general but we I see our Engineers and Doctors leaving the country saying it is better for their future and then when ever they got chance they verbally fight for Pakistan and do not realize it that they have left the same beloved country.
One basic thing we can do to improve Pakistan situation is to insist and if necessary force our youngsters in Pakistan to get better education. We have to make them understand that this education gives them the key to open the door of reasoning and thinking. They are our only hope.
There are rules and regulations in every government department in Pakistan. People get arrested while taking bribe or doing something they should not be doing on their jobs. But we should remember the good saying in Lahore "RISHWAT LETAA HOYA PAKRA GAYA, RISHWAT THEY KAY SHOOT GAY" (got arrested while taking bribe but got released by giving the bribe".
Some how we have to tell our new generation THIS BRIBERY way is not a right way to go.
We should do this forcefully and all of your suggestions slowly but surely.
Allah Hafiz

[J M Khan]

Mohsin Bhai
You got it right. Education is the key to solving the rest of the problems. For complete details read my post under "How to improve Pakistan"
Thanks
Sincerely
J.M.Khan

[shezi]

HI!
1)LACK OF CREATAVITY KHAN LIKE YOUR VERY FIRST ARTICLE . THAT SUFF YOU HAVE GOT THAT SUFF SAVED ON YOUR HARD DRIVE PROBABLY AND HAVE BEEN POSTING IT AGAIN AND AGAIN .
2) PRETENDERS . AND YOU ARE TRYING TO BE VERY SMART ( MAY BE YOU ARE) BUT YOU ARE DOING NO GOOD IF ............
3) USE LESS CRTISISM . O FRADIAY YOU SHOULD FEEL PROUD THAT IAM REPLYING BECAUSE I DO N'T USUALLY BOTHER TO READ YOUR ARTICLES YOU SAID THAT MY STATEMENT THAT " corruption is everywhere,
problems are in every country" etc etc."OFFENDED AND AS YOU ARE VERY COOL AND SMART SAID "Like wake up.. I could personally care less about the political corruption
in Botswana, or Police Brutality in Burkina Faso, or unemployment in
jamaica." WE ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT THESE COUNTRIES IT'S EITHER JEWS OR INDIA WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THERE IS NO COUNTRY IN THE WORLD THAT HAS N'T GOT THESE PROBLEMS BUT IT DOES N'T MEAN THAT I DO N'T WANT THESE TO BE SOLVED IN MY COUNTRY BUT WHAT IAM SAYING IS HARD TO ACCEPT BUT IT'S TRUE THAT THESE THINGS CAN N'T BE SOLVED IN ONE DAY ALL WE CAN DO IS TO TRY OUR BEST TO GIVE OUR NEXT GENERATION THE BEST .
4)SELFESTIME .I THINK THAT AZIM DID WELL PROBABLY BETTER THAN KHAN THERE BUT KHAN THINKS THAT HE HAS DONE BETTER DO N'T YOU

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