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    WORK VS PRISON

    Work Vs. Prison

    In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8'x10' cell.
    At work you spend most of your time in a 6'x8'cubicle.


    In prison you get three meals a day.
    At work you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.


    In prison you get time off for good behavior.
    At work you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.


    In prison a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
    At work you must carry around a security card
    and unlock and open all the doors yourself.


    In prison you can watch TV and play games.
    At work you get fired for watching TV and playing games.


    In prison you get your own toilet.
    At work you have to share.


    In prison they allow your family and friends to visit.
    At work you cannot even speak to your
    family and friends on the phone.


    In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.
    At work you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.


    In prison you spend most of your life looking through the bars
    from the inside wanting to get out.
    At work you spend your time wanting to get out and inside bars.


    In prison you can join many programs which you can leave at any time.
    At work there are some programs you can never get out of.


    In prison there are OCCASIONALLY wardens who are sadistic.
    At work we ALWAYS have managers.


    DIL..DILSEE...DIL TO AKHIR DIL HAI NA

    #2
    there is 1 + point for working however
    @ prison, u can get screwed by the cons who turn homo
    @ work, depending on how good looking u r... u can sleep with all the girls in ur company.

    [This message has been edited by mundyaa (edited February 11, 2000).]

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      #3
      mundyaa bohat khoob..yar kuch bath samaj ma nahi ayee..you sleep will all the girls in your company or you just believe in 1 girl(your sweet heart)..waisa ap ke company kuch weird se lagtee hai,sleeping with all the girls...how can you do it yar...just kidding meri jan.. http://www.pak.org/gupshup/fraudia.gif..(uncle urfi)

      dil..dilse..dil to akhir dil hai na

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        #4
        In prison, you get screwed.
        At work you get screwed

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          #5
          ----beeep-----



          [This message has been edited by mundyaa (edited February 11, 2000).]

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            #6
            At work, people say I look too young http://www.pak.org/gupshup/mad.gif

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