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    Toothpick, RubberBand, Band Aid, Pencil, Eraser, ChewingGum, Mint, Candy, TeaBag

    Thats the SURVIVAL KIT FOR EVERYDAY LIVING:

    1) TOOTHPICK - To remind you to pick out the good qualities in others

    2) RUBBER BAND - To remind you to be flexible, things might not always go the way you want, but it will work out.

    3) BAND AID - To remind you to heal hurt feelings, yours or someone else's.

    4) PENCIL - To remind you to list your blessings everyday.

    5) ERASER - To remind you that everyone makes mistakes and that it's OK.

    6) CHEWING GUM - To remind you to stick with it and you can accomplish anything.

    7) MINT - To remind you that you are worth a mint.

    8) CANDY KISS - To remind you that everyone needs a kiss or a hug every day.

    9) TEA BAG - To remind you to relax daily and reflect on all the positive things in your life.



    #2
    10) LAXATIVE - to remind you to get rid of crap ASAP.
    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that... he is gone.

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      #3
      10) DURALEX to remind to of Holy Mission from God.

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        #5
        I dunno about Candy Kiss. If I offer such affection to everyone for the sake of "everyday survival," I might get chappal and joottey instead of hugs and kisses.

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          #6
          ghalib

          if life gives u lemons, make lemonade

          if chicas throw shoes/sandals at you, open a desi footlocker.
          The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that... he is gone.

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            #7
            hah!

            ------------------
            i made a million selling secret fantasies

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              #8
              u forgot ear plugs!
              22.1 . O mankind! Fear your Lord . Lo! the earthquake of the Hour ( of Doom ) is a tremendous thing .

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