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    On a British Airways flight from Johannesburg, a middle-aged, well-off white South African Lady has found herself sitting next to a black man. She called the cabin crew attendant over to complain about her seating.

    "What seems to be the problem Madam?" asked the attendant.

    "Can't you see?" she said " You've sat me next to a kaffir. I can't possibly sit next to this disgusting human. Find me another seat!"

    "Please calm down Madam." the stewardess replied. "The flight is very full today, but I'll tell you what I'll do -- I'll go and check to see if we have any seats available in club or first class".

    The woman cocks a snooty look at the outraged black man beside her (not to mention many of the surrounding passengers).

    A few minutes later the stewardess returns with the good news, which she delivers to the lady, who cannot help but look at the people around her with a smug and self satisfied grin: "Madam, unfortunately, as I suspected, economy is full. I've spoken to the cabin services director, and club is also full. However, we do have one seat in first class".

    Before the lady has a chance to answer, the stewardess continues...

    "It is most extraordinary to make this kind of upgrade, however, and I have had to get special permission from the captain. But, given the circumstances, the captain felt that it was outrageous that someone should be forced to sit next such an obnoxious person."

    With which, she turned to the black man sitting next to her, and said: "So if you'd like to get your things, sir, I have your seat ready for you..."

    At this point, apparently the surrounding passengers stood and gave a standing ovation while the black gentleman walked up to the front of the plane.


    #2
    Speaking of S.African stuff, reminded me a story. Know Mama Ninja(Fazi). Well she
    was wearing the niqab and they like went up to Banff or Waterton. She was just going out and walking with her nieces. When all of all sudden one of those hoooty,poooty senior citizen (lady) approached her. Kashy was there and so was the Nash Girl Mash! She goes," U should tell her that she doesn't has to wear that thing. Its a free country." Nash goes," Exactly !!! Its a free country mam!"

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      #3
      A MOST EXTRAORDINARY EVENT, MUZNA.I HAVE TO ADMIT, YOU WERE LUCKY TO WITNESS IT, AND SO NICE OF YOU TO PUT IT ON THE NET.IN THIS WAY PEOPLE OF THE LADY'S SORT CAN LEARN A LESSON.

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        #4
        Please let me clarify . . .
        I did not witness the event I've posted.
        It's source is a corporate newsletter.
        The corporation, though, shall remain un-named. *wink*



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          #5
          OK I'm sorry to have misread your event.But I'd like you to comment on the topic of Joke forum.No kidding, but I think you have a great meaning in life.(I read your profile, and I was impressed)
          So long

          [This message has been edited by Enterprise.]

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