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    AssalamoAlaikum,
    Something kewl

    THE PACHYDERM COLLECTION:

    Q: What do you call an elephant wearing pink earmuffs and a dress?
    A: Anything you want; it can't hear you.

    Q: Why is an elephant big, gray, and wrinkly?
    A: Because, if it was small, white, and smooth, it would be an aspirin.

    Q: What's gray and white on the inside and red on the outside?
    A: An inside out elephant.

    Q: What is gray and not there?
    A: No elephants.

    Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant?
    A: With a blue elephant gun, of course.

    Q: How do you shoot a red elephant?
    A: No, not with a red elephant gun. You strangle him until he turns
    blue, and then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.

    Q: How do you shoot a green elephant?
    A: Tell him a dirty joke so he turns red, strangle him until he turns
    blue, and then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.

    Q: Why are elephants wrinkled?
    A: Have you ever tried to iron one?

    Q: Why did the elephant fall out of the tree?
    A: Because it was dead.

    Q: Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree?
    A: It was glued to the first one.

    Q: And why did the tree fall down?
    A: It thought it was an elephant.

    Q: How do you get an elephant into a Volkswagen (VW)?
    A: Open the car door, put the elephant inside, and close the door.

    Q: How do you put an elephant into a fridge?
    A: Open the VW door, take the elephant out, close the VW door, open the
    fridge, put the elephant inside, close the fridge.

    Q: How do you get four elephants into a Volkswagen?
    A: Two in the front and two in the back.

    Q: How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge?
    A: Footprints in the butter.

    Q: How do you know if there are two elephants in your fridge?
    A: Two sets of footprints in the butter.

    Q: How do you know if there are three elephants in your fridge?
    A: Can't get the fridge door closed.

    Q: How do you know if there are four elephants in your fridge?
    A: There's a VW parked outside it.

    Q: How do you get eight elephants in a fridge?
    A: Put four in a VW, four in another VW, put the two VWs in the fridge.

    Q: How do you get Tarzan in the fridge?
    A: Open door, pull two VWs out, put Tarzan in, close door.

    Q: How do you get two Tarzans in the fridge?
    A: You can't, silly. There is only one Tarzan!

    Q: Why are there so many elephants running around free in the jungle?
    A: The fridge isn't large enough to hold them all.

    Q: How many elephants can you actually put in a fridge?
    A: Depends on the number of elephants.

    Q: The lion gathered all the animals for a meeting. All of them showed
    up except the elephants. Why?
    A: They were stuck in the VW.

    Q: How many giraffes can you fit in a VW?
    A: None. The elephants are in there!

    Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw 1,000 elephants coming over the hill?
    A: "Look, there're 1,000 elephants coming over the hill."

    Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw 1,000 elephants with sunglasses on
    coming over the hill?
    A: Nothing. He didn't recognize them.

    Q: Why do elephants paint the soles of their feet yellow?
    A: So that they can hide upside-down in bowls of custard.

    Q: Did you ever find an elephant in your custard?
    A: No? Guess it must work.


    #2
    cute jokes.

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      #3
      Hillarious!

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        #4
        Hellow

        can I add sum?
        ok thanx


        Q: How do you get fifth elephants into a Volkswagen?
        A: Take out the fourth one get in the fifth one.

        Q: How do you put an Camel into a fridge in 4 steps?

        A: 1.Open the door, 2.take the elephant out from the fridge, 3.put the camel inside 4.close the fridge door.

        Q: How an elephant get into the pool and how he will come out:
        A: He will go into dry, and will come out wet.

        Q: How a man walking under the tree was found dead suddenly?
        A: cuz, the dead elphant had fallen from that tree on that man.

        Q: How the helicopter was crashed while an elephant was flying that?
        A: Cuz the elephant was feeling cold and and turn off the fan.

        till next CU

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        A friend

        Ata...

        aur -- Tum ...
        Gari aur bivi aisi honi chahyay kay banda saath khara ho to apni lagay

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          #5
          Kewl atta!!

          I appreciate!

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            #6
            please respond in jokes..

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