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    Thank you my friends!

    To all my friends, thanks to you sending me chain letters in 2003:

    * I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for removing toilet stains.

    * I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.

    * I smell like a dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.

    * I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.

    * I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda, Singapore and Tokyo.

    * I stopped consuming several foods for fear that the estrogen's they contain may turn me gay.

    * I also stopped eating chicken and hamburgers because they are nothing other than horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers that are bred in a lab so that places like McDonalds can sell their Big Macs.

    * I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick from the rat feces and urine.

    * I think I'm turning gay because when I go to parties, I don't look at any girl no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.

    * I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. Funny that girl, she's been 7 since 1993...

    * I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made expecting the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in their special e-mail program.

    * My Ericcson phone never arrived and neither did the passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland.

    * But I am positive that all this is the cause of a stinking chain that I broke or forgot to follow and I got a curse from hell. IMPORTANT NOTE: If you don't send this e-mail to at least 1200 people in the next 10 seconds, a bird will crap on you today at 7pm.
    Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

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    :biggthumb

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      #3
      LOL!
      thanks for pulling head outta your ass long enough to read my post, then highlighting & reading this. Signed:
      -faizy

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        #4
        Those to whom Evil is done..... Do Evil in Return.

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          #5
          .....
          If men can run the world. why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose round your neck?

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            #6


            I broke a friends chain letter once..i think i can see the results now :halo:

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              #7


              U the Man

              While rest of the world was busy mating I was Moderating Cafe and lost my jawani.

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                #8
                LOL ...

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                  #9
                  wah kia baat hai :rotato:

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                    #10
                    Re: Thank you my friends!

                    Originally posted by Khanzada:
                    To all my friends, thanks to you sending me chain letters in 2003:

                    * I stopped drinking Coca Cola...

                    * I stopped going to the movies....

                    * I smell like a dog.....

                    * I don't leave my car in the parking lot...

                    * I also stopped answering the phone....

                    * I stopped consuming several foods....

                    * I also stopped eating chicken and hamburgers...

                    * I also stopped drinking anything...

                    * I think I'm turning gay....

                    * I also donated all my savings to....

                    * I went bankrupt from bounced checks...

                    * My Ericcson phone never arrived...

                    * But I am positive....
                    Kiya hoga tumhara Ńżķ Pthń Bhai

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                      #11
                      Those chain letters are so funny. Especially the ones that ask you to repeat some dua like 10 times and then say if you are a concrened muslim, send it to other people or if you don't are not a good muslim or don't care, let it sit in your mailbox. That pisses me off!!! I mean what the hell
                      ...I know that which you do not know. (Quran - 1:30)...... Which then of the bounties of your Lord will you deny?...(Quran - 55:13)...
                      Shikra was here.

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                        #12
                        *~*~*~*Thread-napper*~*~*~

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                          #13
                          L L

                          thats hillariuos
                          The will of Allah will not take you where the Grace of Allah will not protect you.

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                            #14
                            Inn chain latters ko sonay (gold) ka paani charha ke bhejna chahiye, taakay koi inn ko aagay forward hi na karay

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                              #15
                              aap sab bohate naik loug hain. Meri gHonsla afzaai ka shukriya
                              Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

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