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    ~~DAILY EXERCISE FOR THE NON-ATHLETIC~

    *heheheheheh* http://www.pak.org/gupshup/biggrin.gif

    Calories can be burned by the hundreds by engaging in strenuous activities that do not require physical exercise.

    *Exercise..............................Calories burned per hour

    Beating around the bush............................75
    Jumping to conclusions...........................100
    Climbing the walls...................................150
    Swallowing your pride................................50
    Passing the buck......................................25
    Throwing your weight around
    (depending on your weight)..................50-300
    Dragging your heels.................................100
    Pushing your luck....................................250
    Making Mountains out of molehills.............500
    Hitting the nail on the head.........................50
    Wading through paperwork.......................300
    Bending over backwards............................75
    Jumping on the bandwagon......................200
    Balancing the books..................................25
    Running around in circles..........................350
    Eating crow.............................................2 25
    Tooting your own horn................................25
    Climbing the ladder of success..................750
    Pulling out the stops..................................75
    Adding fuel to the fire................................160
    Wrapping it up at the day's end...................12

    *To which you may want to add your own favorite activities:

    Opening a can of worms ............................50
    Putting your foot in your mouth..................300
    Starting the ball rolling................................90
    Going over the edge...................................25
    Picking up the pieces ................................350
    Striking up a coversation............................75
    Let's all get out there and burn some calories!!


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    "............beauty is life when life unveils her holy face, But you are life and you are the veil. Beauty is eternity gazing at itself in the mirror, But you are eternity and you are the mirror."


    22.1 . O mankind! Fear your Lord . Lo! the earthquake of the Hour ( of Doom ) is a tremendous thing .

    #2
    * hehehheeheheheh *


    Jaawan


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    Till next time***K_I_S_S***


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      #3
      EXCELLENT!!
      (come now, where did you get this from?!)
      Still......


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        #4
        runnin' round in circlesss...(*Duck-duck-Goose~!*)
        & hittin' the nail on the head

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          #5
          I was climbing up the walls (150) trying to push my luck (250)and fixa bulb when I fell over the edge (25). Picking up the pieces (350), I saw the BOSS coming. I struck up a conversation (75) tooting my own horn ( a lame 25!!!--- its tough work...lOL), and before I knew it I had both feet in my mouth!!! (hey Hinna is that 2x300 ==600??). By this time I could tell he knew I was just beating around the bush (75), so swallowing my pride (50) and dragging my heals (100), I went back to wading through paperwork (300) and soon I felt soo tired that I wrapped up the day (12) and promptly fell asleep!!!.

          Phew what a work out....2012 Calories!!!

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            #6
            posting the same thing twice... - 50 calories!!!


            [This message has been edited by hmcq (edited December 15, 1999).]

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              #7
              * Ripping semi-humorous, non-original stuff off the internet ....... 5
              * Imposing it on others as original ..... 2
              * Needling the rip-off artist ........... 0

              Dev.

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                #8
                hmcq.....bhai it soundz like u've had an exercise filled day!

                anokha.....*no commentz* http://www.pak.org/gupshup/biggrin.gif
                kohal...dev hehe

                22.1 . O mankind! Fear your Lord . Lo! the earthquake of the Hour ( of Doom ) is a tremendous thing .

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