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    HOW TO DO HOMEWORK

    hehehe

    1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty
    of freshly sharpened pencils.

    2. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain you understand it.

    3. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some coffee to help you
    concentrate.

    4. Stop off at another floor, on the way back and visit with your friend
    from class. If your friend hasn't started the paper yet either, you can
    both walk to McDonalds and buy a hamburger to help you concentrate.
    If your friend shows you his paper, typed, double-spaced, and bound
    in one of those irritating see-through plastic folders, drop him.

    5. When you get back to your room, sit in a straight, comfortable chair
    in a clean, well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.

    6. Read over the assignment again to make absolutely certain you
    understand it.

    7. You know, you haven't written to that kid you met at camp since fourth
    grade. You'd better write that letter now and get it out of the way so you
    can concentrate.

    8. Go look at your teeth in the bathroom mirror.

    9. Listen to one side of your favorite tape and that's it-- I mean it! As soon
    as it's over you are going to start that paper.

    10. Listen to the other side.

    11. Rearrange all of your CDs into alphabetical order.

    12. Phone your friend on the other floor and ask if he's started writing
    yet. Exchange derogatory remarks about your teacher, the course, the
    university, and the world at large.

    13. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well-lighted place
    with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.

    14. Read over the assignment again; roll the words across your tongue;
    savor its special flavor.

    15. Check the newspaper listings to make sure you aren't missing
    something truly worthwhile on TV. NOTE: When you have a paper
    due in less than 12 hours, anything on TV from Masterpiece Theater
    to Sgt. Preston of the Yukon, is truly worthwhile.

    16. Catch the last hour of Soul Brother of Kung Fu on channel 26.

    17. Phone your friend on the third floor to see if he was watching.
    Discuss the finer points of the plot.

    18. Go look at your tongue in the bathroom mirror.

    19. Look through your roommate's book of pictures from home. Ask
    who everyone is.

    20. Sit down and do some serious thinking about your plans for the
    future.

    21. Open your door and check to see if there are any mysterious,
    trench-coated strangers lurking in the hall.

    22. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well-lighted place
    with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.

    23. Read over the assignment one more time, just for the heck of it.

    24. Scoot your chair across the room to the window and watch the
    sunrise.

    25. Lie face down on the floor and scream at the top of your lungs.

    26. Leap up and write the paper.

    27. Type the paper.

    28. Complain to everyone that you didn't get any sleep because you
    had to write the paper.




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    "............beauty is life when life unveils her holy face, But you are life and you are the veil. Beauty is eternity gazing at itself in the mirror, But you are eternity and you are the mirror."

    22.1 . O mankind! Fear your Lord . Lo! the earthquake of the Hour ( of Doom ) is a tremendous thing .

    #2
    hahaha, good one, Hina.

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      #3
      22.1 . O mankind! Fear your Lord . Lo! the earthquake of the Hour ( of Doom ) is a tremendous thing .

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        #4
        Seems like you have been spying on me Hinna !!

        But you didn't have to tell everybody how i do my assignments. Bad Girl, from now on i'll call you "The Spy who bugs me "

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          #5
          Hellow,

          Sweety I will do home work , when I will get some time, if I could save after reading your huge HUGE post.
          http://www.pak.org/gupshup/redface.gif


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          Ata...

          aur -- Tum ...
          Gari aur bivi aisi honi chahyay kay banda saath khara ho to apni lagay

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            #6
            hehehe

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              #7
              Ok, Kohal, you know what... this is third time we got just a 'hehehe' from you.. you got to say more next time.

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                #8
                Or you can do what I do..

                Bum it from your roommate...

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                  #9
                  zaalim..I did no such thing!!! hehehe

                  ata...hmmm ya u better make time before I kick ur butt!!! http://www.pak.org/gupshup/biggrin.gif

                  Roman..kohal and I are one the same when we go heheheheheheh

                  shaz..great idea!

                  [This message has been edited by Hinna (edited November 01, 1999).]
                  22.1 . O mankind! Fear your Lord . Lo! the earthquake of the Hour ( of Doom ) is a tremendous thing .

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                    #10
                    Oh, so thats how people study these days?
                    Here I am working my A$$ off for nothing

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                      #11
                      hehe shpookz
                      22.1 . O mankind! Fear your Lord . Lo! the earthquake of the Hour ( of Doom ) is a tremendous thing .

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                        #12
                        hehehe Roman Saab - you've been keeping count?? wow, good, obsreving memory.

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                          #13
                          Nice one Hinna!

                          Quite amusing.

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                            #14
                            but of course!
                            22.1 . O mankind! Fear your Lord . Lo! the earthquake of the Hour ( of Doom ) is a tremendous thing .

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                              #15
                              Hellow,

                              I think, there should be a counter at this forum to count khe khe khe and he he he then there be no need to count down.


                              you Hinna ke bachiii http://www.pak.org/gupshup/redface.gif


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                              Ata...



                              [This message has been edited by ATA (edited November 08, 1999).]
                              aur -- Tum ...
                              Gari aur bivi aisi honi chahyay kay banda saath khara ho to apni lagay

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