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    E-mail humor

    If you can make someone smile, you have done a day's good work. If you read something on the internet that you like to share please e-mail to "[email protected]"
    They will publish in the newspaper " The Pakistan Link"
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    1)Every man should get married sometime; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!!

    2)An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her.

    3)Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.

    4)Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.

    5)I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

    6)A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free.

    7)Bachelors know more about women than married men, if they didn't they'd be married too.

    8)Men have better time than women; for one thing, they marry later, for another thing they die earlier.

    9) Marriage is a three ring circus:
    engagement ring
    wedding ring
    suffering

    10)When a newly maried couple smiles, everyone knows why.
    when a ten-year maried couple smiles, everyone wonders why?

    11) Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.

    12)When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of two things:
    either the car is new or the wife.

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    [Sultan]

    #2
    sultan..sorry this one goes for jokes....

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