YeH LarKi Or LaRkA LoAg ChAt PaRr KyU AaTa Hai?????...... larkai i know why ur here

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SAAALAM NAALAIKO....

LARKAI LOAG.... I KNOW WHY UR HERE ...

*WINK*WINK* LOL

TOH CHOKRI LOAG....AAP LOAG YAHA KIA KARRNI AATI HAI???.... HmM???...... DEKHO SAAF SAF BOLNAA...WITH NO LAFFRA..... ARAY MALOOM KIA..MAI TOH KUCH AISAI AAWAAM KO JAANAT HU JO BHAI BANAANAI AATI HAI...LOL......

WHAT U HERE FOR??

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[PHOOL(!)]

KIDDA?!?!??!


SHARARTI BHAI BANAAHNA BURRI BAAT HAI KIYA?!?!HUH?!?!? HUM LARKIYON KOH VEE DASSO KEH TUSSI MUNDEH ITHE KIS LIYEH AANDEH HO?!?!? WOTZ WINK WINK?!?!???!?? BATAOOOO!

PPL'Z IS IT WRONG 2 GO ON A CHAT N MAKE BROTHERZ ...I WANNA KNOW I WANNA KNOW!!!!!
IF NOT THEN GET URE BATA CHAPALZ OUT N HIT SHARARTI ON THE HEAD WILL YA!!!!!!! COZ HE DONT GET IT!

BYEZ 4 NOW!
PHOOL(!)

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oye peoplez

gets her/his bata chupul out and hits shrarti on the head with it...

oye phool...
here you can ave one an all...
OUCH.WAMP.THICCC

BYEZ
i'm smokin

[BaadSHAH]

SALAAAM NAAALAIKO!!

ShRaRti o sHrArTi HEre

ACHAAaaaa.... TOH AAAP KO HUM LOAG BATAYE HUH??... DEKHO... JAB TUM CHOKRI LOAG AAPUN CHOKRA KAIDILL MAI GHUSSTI HO... BAGAIRR DARVAAZA KHOLAI NA KHARKHAYE... ISS LIYAY..
JAB BHEE AAP UNKO BHAI BOLO GEE...WOH MAAN JAYE GAI... ORR YARR BAN JAYE GAI... ORR YARR KAB DILDAAR BAN JAYE...PATA HEE NAHI CHALLTA.......
ERM.. VAISAI ABHEE DEKHNAI MAI AISA KOI LARKA NAHI AAYA..JO YAHA BEHAN BANANAI AATA HO...LOL.. ISS KA MATLAB.... UR HEADIN DOWNWARDS PhoOL(!) ZARA BAAHIR NIKAL KE DEKHO.. HELOoOOOoO...
ACHA TOH AAAPKE GHAR VAALO NAI KIA KOI BATA KEE JOOOTIYA KEE DUKAAN KHOLL RAKHI HAI???? ORR OOOPAR SSAI WOH BHEE NYLON KEE....SAMBHAAL KAI RAKHO..... AAPKE JAHEZ MAI KAAM AAYE GEEE....LOL...

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UP-AWAY... KYU???... BARRA SHOAK HAI CHAPPPAL MARRNE KA.. KYU??... AMMMI NAI JO MARRI ... UNKA GUSSAH HUM PARR???...

* ShRaRti GETS TWO NYLON KEE JUTIYA....


AND..........


CLOSE UR EYES UP-AWAY.......

CLOSE I SAID..........

......... OYE PHOOL(!)..WHAT U LOOKIN AT??..

U SHUT AZ WELL....CUMMMOON... BANNTAI BANND KARRO.....

*ShRaRti LOOKS AROUND...... KOI NAHI DEKH RAHA???..


ERM...... *sHrArTI RUNS OFF WITH THE BATAZ........*

HAHHAHAHAHHAA....LOL...

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OH YEAH.. U CAN OPEN UR EYES NOW!!

KAHI ZULF KA BaADL oHO...kAhI nARm nIgAaHAi aAhA....

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oye peoplez
SHRARTI jee*
kis liye public mai ezutt khurab kurta hai yaar.... look at every one... now all the doods and the doodis know key hum ko ammi jee nay mara....kiya ezzut reh gaye hai hummari!?!?!
uff....kiya kuray?!?!?1 kaha ko jaye!?!?!?!
takes another bata ki chuppul from phool's shop and hits shrarti over the head with it.....................
here phool.jee ...you can ave another one....
ouch....ouch....ouch
byez
i'm smokinnnnnnnnnnn

[PHOOL(!)]

KIDDA?!?!?!

SHARARTI/BAADSHAH.......PURE BULL....KAHAN BHAI AUR KAHAN DILDAAR N ALL THAT CRAP?!?!
TWO DIFFERENT THINGZ! AAP PAAGAL HO! AUR MERI JOOTON KEE DUKAAN NAHI. BRING MY MAMAZ CHAPAL BACK...U TRAMP!!!!! AAP NEH JO SABH DIL MEIN REHNE KEE ETC ETC BAATEIN LIKHI HEIN SABH BAKWAAS HAI SABH KEE SABH U DONT KNO WOT URE TALKIN ABOUT!
PICKZ BAAPZ SIZE 13 BATA CHAPALZ N SMACKZ BOTH SHARARTI/BAADSHA N UP AWAY... ABH BOLO ISSE SEH BARA SIZE HAI KIYA?!!? LAGEE NAH?!?!
NOW BEHAVE BACHO WARNA AUR AAYI!!!!
SHARARTI PUH LEASE TALK SENSE WILL YA??!?
BYEZ 4 NOW PPL!
PHOOL(!) BHAI WAALI! HAHAHAHAHA

[PHOOL(!)]

KIDDA?!?!

PS: shararti man wotz with teh aacent?!?!!
TOOH BOMBAY KAA REHNEH WAALA HAI KIYA??!?
WE DONT LIEK TO BE CALLED CHOKRIYAN!!!!
SORT YERSELF OUT WILL YA!!!!!!!!!
BYEZ
PHOOL(!)

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oye peoplez
kiya kiya!?!?
Phoole jee*
app ney hum ko juthi mari....huh?!?!?!
kiya baat hai yaara.... acha cha...i'll forgive you this time.... but.... only coz.... app nay upnay piyaray haath say mara hai isi liya.... kiya..kiya sumhjee...
smoochhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*KISS*
yaara....ye apna baadshah yaar momby ka gunda hai na yaar... aur appun is kar saitth..... kiya!!!!
byez....
i'm smokinnnnnnn

[BaadSHAH]

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SHLAAAAM NAALAIKO!!!

HAHHAHAHA... LOGO JEEE...PHOOL(!) KO YEH LAGTA HAI KEH YAHA LOAG BHAI BANTAI HAI...HAHHAHAHHAA.. MADAM JEEE... ME KNOW WHAT ME TALKIN ABT... UU NEED TO SORT UR SELF OUT...AB DEKHO NA... YEH UP-AWAY BHEE AAPKA BHAI BANA NA??..BANA.... AB DEKHO...HAHHAHAHA.... YEH BHEE AAPKO PAPPI DE GAYA HAI...HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA... BOLA THAA NA..
YARR KAB DILDAR BAN JAYE...PATA HEE NAHI LAGTA... HAHA.. NICE ONE UP-AWAY...

ABBBAY O.. CHAPPAL KYU MARRTI HAI CHOKKRI??
*sHRArTI TAKES OUT HIS AiRGuN.. NEXT TIME HAATH LAGAAYA NA.... KAAAN SAMETH BAAL BHEE URRRA DU GAA...HHAHAHAHA....AASTALAVISTAAAZ BABE... HAHAHHAA...

UP-AWAY... CH CH CH CH OHO... YARR TERI TOH IZZAT NEELAAM HO GAYEE...HMMM.... CHALL KOI BAAT NAHI.... TERI KONSA PEHLAI KOI IZZAT THEE...JO THORRI BOHAT THEE..AB TOH WOH BHEE KAPPUT... AB TUJHE KISS CHEEZ KA DARR HUH???.... AB KOI BHEE...JO MARZI KAHAI... NO PERAABLEM..... HAHHAHAHAA..

CH CH CH NAHI BHAI MERAI.... ME SOWWIE YARR..
LEKIN AGAR ISS TARA CHOKRIO KO PAPPIA DO GAI NA... TOH AMMI TOH MARRAI GEE NA..
DEKHO.... YEH FAZOOL KAAM CHORR DOH....
HUMAAARI TARA AIK DAMM SHAREEF INSAAN BAN JAO..ORR BARRAI BARRAI KAAM KARRO..

SARR TAAAN KARR JIYO... ORR SARR TAAN KEH MARRO.. LOL

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OYE PHOOL(!) KISS NAALAIKO KEE BASTI KEE HO???.. MERA INDIA SAI KOI TALLUK NAHI..WELL... THE ONLY FING IS.. I LIKE AISHWAARIYA RAI..LOL... AHEM... BUT THAT DUNT MEAN ME FROM STINKIN BOMBAY....SHAMJI???
FITTAY MU NAALAIK KAHI KEE.... HHHAHAHAHA..
OIIIIIIIII... CHAPPPAL ANDAR KARRRO..
ACHA SORRY.. I TAKE BACK THAT FITTAY MU ..
KHUSH??..

ERM.. INSTEAD OF FITTAY MU...


ERM...


COME DOWN....


MORE....

DURR FITTAY MU... HHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

ACHA PHIRR..ME OUTA HERE... BEFORE CHAPPAL VAALI HERE!!

ADIOS

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oye peoplez
abey baadshah*
kis liye sir tan raha hai!?!?....wo din yaad nahin jub to humaray pichay pichay phirta tha....kiya......
appun ki bahut izzut hai yaar....apun ko bahut loog pasund kurta hai...kiya.....
kiya phool jee*
tu apnni devannee hai....appun kay upur pagul hai....kiya!?!?!?
aag is zalum duniya ko bool day....chul shahbash dur nahin...... i'm here.....
i'll protect you....
"blows a kiss to phool"
smoochhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
byez
i'm smokinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[PHOOL(!)]

KIDDA??!

BAADSHAA: AAP KOH KIS NEH BOLA KEH I WANT UP AWAY AS A BRO....OHO BHAI KISSI KOH BHI TOH NAHI BANA KETEH NAA! U PICK N CHOOSE! UP AWAY TOH WOH HAI....HAAN WOH WINK WINK WALA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AAP WOH HO....U KNOW SALAAM SALAAM WALEH! HAHAHAHAHAHA!SAMJHE KIYA???!?!
IM SORTED MERI FIKAR NAAH KARO! AIRGUN SEH MAREH GAA MUJ KOH?!?! CHAL OH CHAL HIMMAT HAI CHOOHE TOH KAR KEH DIKHA! AAGEH SEH PEECHE SEH NAHI!!!!!!!!!!AAO!!!!BADSHAA AAP SHAREEF HO?!??HAHAHAHAHAHAHA PULL ANOTHER ONE!JOKER U R SOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!AUR JOOTIYON KE KAMMI NAHI HAI! SO BEHAVE!


UP AWAY : TUM JEEYO HAZAARON SAAL!!!!!!!!!!!

BYEZ 4 NOW!
PHOOL~(!)
PS: SOMEONE WOZ SAYING THSI PLACE WERENT GOOD??!!? ABH KIYA HUA REH??!?HMMMMMMMMMMM?

[PHOOL(!)]

KIDDA??!

BAADSHAA: AAP KOH KIS NEH BOLA KEH I WANT UP AWAY AS A BRO....OHO BHAI KISSI KOH BHI TOH NAHI BANA KETEH NAA! U PICK N CHOOSE! UP AWAY TOH WOH HAI....HAAN WOH WINK WINK WALA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AAP WOH HO....U KNOW SALAAM SALAAM WALEH! HAHAHAHAHAHA!SAMJHE KIYA???!?!
IM SORTED MERI FIKAR NAAH KARO! AIRGUN SEH MAREH GAA MUJ KOH?!?! CHAL OH CHAL HIMMAT HAI CHOOHE TOH KAR KEH DIKHA! AAGEH SEH PEECHE SEH NAHI!!!!!!!!!!AAO!!!!BADSHAA AAP SHAREEF HO?!??HAHAHAHAHAHAHA PULL ANOTHER ONE!JOKER U R SOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!AUR JOOTIYON KE KAMMI NAHI HAI! SO BEHAVE!


UP AWAY : TUM JEEYO HAZAARON SAAL!!!!!!!!!!!

BYEZ 4 NOW!
PHOOL~(!)
PS: SOMEONE WOZ SAYING THSI PLACE WERENT GOOD??!!? ABH KIYA HUA REH??!?HMMMMMMMMMMM?

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oye peoplez
kicks baadshah out of the way and blows a big sloppy kiss to phool jee*
kiya!?!?!?!?!
smoochhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

byez
i'm smokinnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[BaadSHAH]

SALAAAAM NAALAIKO!!!!!
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OI HOOOOoooOoOIIIIIIIII ..... BACHEE PHASS GAYEEEEEEE.........HHAHHAHAHA..
PHOOL(!) JEE YEH AAPKE WOH HAI??....ERM...YEH WOH KIA HAI??>... WOH...ERM..MOCHI???.... KEH DRIVER..... HEYYY...AGAR YEH WOH WOH JO SAB WOH SAMJHTAI HAI HAI...TOH WOH WOH KA IQRAR KARRO YARR... PIARR KIA TOH DARRNA KIA...SAAF SAAF BOLL DE NAAA.....

DEKHO...AIK DAMMM AISAI........

AHEMMM...

OH JAANE JAAAANA MAI NAI TUJHAI PIARR KIA SAARI DUNIYA KAI AAGAI IQRAR KIA TUJHE DEKHA BASS TERAA HOGAYA...TERI MEETHI MEETHI BAATAO MAI KHO GAYA...

LLLEKIN NAAA...MUJHAI PATA HAI TUNM NAHI KARRO GEE...LOL...KEH KARRO GEE???.. HEY KARRNA..
BAAKIO KO BHEE PATA LAGAI!!! ..

DEKH UP-AWAY..AGAR YEH SAB KAI SAAMNAI NAHI BOLTI NA... TOH TERII BARRIII BEsSSTIO HAI... ISS KO SAMJHA LE...VARRNA JO THORRI BoOoHAT IJAT HAI NA... WOH BHEE HAWA KA JHONKA BANN KARR...KHALLAAAAAS... HAHHAHAHA...

* ShRaRti PICKS PHOOL(!) UP AND DROPS HER ON UP-AWAY... SHEEZ ALL URZ...HAHHAHAHHAAHA.. KICK MARRNAI KEE KOOoOI LOAD NAHI...HHAHAHHA..
MEE KHUDD HEEE CHALLA JAATA...

ORR HAA.. TUM DONO KEE SHAADI MUBAARAK... ARAY ARAY ARAY... SHAADI KAB HAI???..

HAHHAA... MAI KURRSIYA LAGA DU GAA...
HAHAHA

*ShRaRti feels that HE IS BUTTING IN WITH SACHA PIARR...*

ISS LIYAY YARRO.. I THINK I AD BETTER LEAVE U TOO TOGETHER... MAI KAHI ORR QISSMAT AZMAA LU

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ADIOZ