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    Type of Women - olden gold

    HARD-DISK Woman:

    She remembers everything, FOREVER.


    RAM Woman:

    She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.


    WINDOWS Woman:

    Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.


    SCREENSAVER Woman:

    She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!


    INTERNET Woman:

    Difficult to access.


    SERVER Woman:

    Always busy when you need her.


    MULTIMEDIA Woman:

    She makes horrible things look beautiful.


    CD-ROM Woman:

    She is always faster and faster.


    E-MAIL Woman:
    Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.


    VIRUS Woman:

    Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything..
    Quite often good things have hurtful consequences. There are instances of men who have been ruined by their money or KILLED by their COURAGE. ~Aristotle

    #2
    hahahahaha
    I never thought that you'd be the one to hold my heart
    but you came around and you knocked me off the ground from the start....

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      #3
      :rotato:
      kOi MaJnU kOi RaNjhA tOu KoI fArHaD kEhTa HaI
      kOi PaGaL kOi dEwAnA tOu KoI kHaRaB kHeTa HaI
      pEeTa HoOn DaWa-E-dArD-e-DiL
      tOu HaR kOi UsSaY sHaRaB kEhTa HaI

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      • #4
        Hmmmm...I wonder which one I am.

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          #5
          Originally posted by [email protected]~:
          Hmmmm...I wonder which one I am.
          wOuLd U lIkE tO sHaRe Or PaRdhAy MaI rEhNAy DoU....
          kOi MaJnU kOi RaNjhA tOu KoI fArHaD kEhTa HaI
          kOi PaGaL kOi dEwAnA tOu KoI kHaRaB kHeTa HaI
          pEeTa HoOn DaWa-E-dArD-e-DiL
          tOu HaR kOi UsSaY sHaRaB kEhTa HaI

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          • #6
            Originally posted by PaGaL dEwAnA:


            wOuLd U lIkE tO sHaRe Or PaRdhAy MaI rEhNAy DoU....
            Parday mein rehnay do. Parda jo uth gaya to bhes khul jayay ga

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              #7
              Originally posted by [email protected]~:


              Parday mein rehnay do. Parda jo uth gaya to bhes khul jayay ga
              i think u should say Bhains

              and i will say bhaid
              Quite often good things have hurtful consequences. There are instances of men who have been ruined by their money or KILLED by their COURAGE. ~Aristotle

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Anwaar Qureshi:
                i think u should say Bhains

                and i will say bhaid
                Sure. Bhains. Bhaid. Bhes. Whichever one.

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                  #9
                  i am either a Windows woman...or Internet woman!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Rani Pakistani:
                    i am either a Windows woman...or Internet woman!
                    maiN nay bacchouN kee aqsaam nahIN bataayeeN baRRaa bannay kaa baRRaa shoq hay
                    Quite often good things have hurtful consequences. There are instances of men who have been ruined by their money or KILLED by their COURAGE. ~Aristotle

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Rani Pakistani:
                      i am either a Windows woman...or Internet woman!
                      aBhI bArA tAiM pArA hAi IsS k LiYe
                      kOi MaJnU kOi RaNjhA tOu KoI fArHaD kEhTa HaI
                      kOi PaGaL kOi dEwAnA tOu KoI kHaRaB kHeTa HaI
                      pEeTa HoOn DaWa-E-dArD-e-DiL
                      tOu HaR kOi UsSaY sHaRaB kEhTa HaI

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Anwaar Qureshi:
                        maiN nay bacchouN kee aqsaam nahIN bataayeeN baRRaa bannay kaa baRRaa shoq hay
                        mein bachi nahi hoon acha
                        ayinda mujhe bachi nahi kehiye ga

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Rani Pakistani:


                          mein bachi nahi hoon acha
                          ayinda mujhe bachi nahi kehiye ga
                          jee acchaa daadi jaan sory ghalati ho gayee
                          Quite often good things have hurtful consequences. There are instances of men who have been ruined by their money or KILLED by their COURAGE. ~Aristotle

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Anwaar Qureshi:
                            jee acchaa daadi jaan sory ghalati ho gayee
                            betta be sorry

                            ps: ONLINE AAYEIN

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Rani Pakistani:


                              mein bachi nahi hoon acha
                              ayinda mujhe bachi nahi kehiye ga
                              awwwwwww bachi ko bachi nahi aj say gurya mano kahin gay

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