aBay!

[HSK]

I was planning to wake up early today to bid on a laptop featured on eBay. But the stupid alarm clock never rang! To further piss me off, i visited the bid page and the freaking thing was sold for 70 bucks less than I was expecting to bid! STUPID ALARM CLOCK!

Never buy an alarm clock from eBay.

[underthedome]

aBay...is that a place where you buy and sell Arabs?

[rimsh]

^

[Mr Fraudia]

Re: aBay!

Originally posted by hskhan:
Never buy an alarm clock from eBay.

hmmm, buy a PDA from ebay and put this thought in there to serve as a reminder for you.

[Baba G]

don't u just hate it when that happens.. i had set the alarm and it rang too.. but i had guests in the house and their chatter drowned out the alarm... and when i remembered.. it was too late... all i could do was shut the alarm down and curse the sob who got the item so cheap that he could sell it back to me for a profit!

[Pakistan99]

next time, use hammersnipe. I do.

[proudpakistani007]

ohh noooo

[Diablo Kazama]

sung to the tune of Backstreet Boys' "I want it that way"


"yeah-ah-ahh..

A used ... pink bathrobe
A rare ... mint snowglobe
A Smurf ... TV tray
I bought on eBay

My house ... is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay

Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
They had it on eBay

I'll buy ... your knick-knack
Just check ... my feedback
"A++!" they all say
They love me on eBay

Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag)
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
(From some guy) I've never met in Norway
Found him on eBay

I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Got Paypal or Visa, what ever'll please
As long as I've got the dough

I'll buy ... your tchotchkes
Sell me ... your watch, please
I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...)
I'm highest bidder now

(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
(From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
(Hey! A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
Oh yeah ... (I bought it on eBay)

Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
Wanna buy (a case on vintage tube socks)
Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre)
(Found it on eBay)

Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcett poster)
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
(Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away)
(I'll buy on eBay)

What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y"

- weird Al Yonkovich

[HSK]

I dont care what Weird Al thinks. He's usually on weed anyway.

[XMuskaanX]

Originally posted by Diablo Kazama:
sung to the tune of Backstreet Boys' "I want it that way"


"yeah-ah-ahh..

A used ... pink bathrobe
A rare ... mint snowglobe
A Smurf ... TV tray
I bought on eBay
Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcett poster)
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
(Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away)
(I'll buy on eBay)
...[/i]

You GAY??????

[Diablo Kazama]

Originally posted by hskhan:
I dont care what Weird Al thinks. He's usually on weed anyway.

Are you sure you wanna 'put it that wayyy'? He's echoing pretty pretty much the same dissatisfaction 'you have with eBayyy'. :elmo:

Muskaan, I know not of Mr. Yankovich's sexual preferences. He does seem a 'happy' camper though.