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    ~For MaLe Guppies from their honae wali ya mojooda baegmaat! :-P~

    hehe, main nae soocha kae app logoon ko zara khabardaar ker doon!




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    ~yeh noor ke sholay uthtay hain, mera hee dil garmanay ko
    jo bijli ufak main chamki hai, chamki hai mere taRpanay ko~
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    Apnay akailay pan ka main kis say gila karoon
    Jis ko bhi murh kay daikha woh tanhayOon maiN hay~
    keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps the singing bird will come

    #2
    With a wife like that, who wouldn't be late and drunk?

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      #3
      Originally posted by ammarr:
      With a wife like that, who wouldn't be late and drunk?
      With a husband like you who would not be with bailan!
      balqae i will suggest ur wife, a chamtaa too, takae tumhain kaan sae pakar kae ander lay jaye!

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      ~yeh noor ke sholay uthtay hain, mera hee dil garmanay ko
      jo bijli ufak main chamki hai, chamki hai mere taRpanay ko~
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      Apnay akailay pan ka main kis say gila karoon
      Jis ko bhi murh kay daikha woh tanhayOon maiN hay~
      keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps the singing bird will come

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        #4
        With a husband like me? now dont say it like that.. people can get suspicious..

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          #5
          suspicious Of what??

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          ~yeh noor ke sholay uthtay hain, mera hee dil garmanay ko
          jo bijli ufak main chamki hai, chamki hai mere taRpanay ko~
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          Apnay akailay pan ka main kis say gila karoon
          Jis ko bhi murh kay daikha woh tanhayOon maiN hay~
          keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps the singing bird will come

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            #6
            bas bas....
            yeh larrai shaadi ke baad shuroo karna....
            u can use some pyar bhari baatein now
            Both Halal & Haram r evident but between them r doubtful things, most ppl have no knowledge about them. So whoever saves himself from suspicious things saves his religion & honor, & whoever indulges in suspicious things indulges in Haram.

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              #7
              armughal, would really appreciate if you didn't make a comment like that. Thanks.. i just get very uncomfortable with comments such as these. Hope you understand.

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                #8
                Acha acha sumjtey hein sub Yahan ,Ke Ammar bhai decent bunnein ka hufta muna rahey hein ,

                Wesey Ammara bhai u said very right at leqast meri biwi aisi ho tu mein Riaz busra ke leai lurta hoa murna pusand keroo ya phir jaan booch ker kisi linux machine ki supply power haath mein pukar loon kaimat waley din app guwahi de dena ke galati se haath ko lu gai thi,

                Aisi biwi honey se Acha hay insaan surkoon pe churs pe pe ke mur jay .
                WHAT A EWWW WIFE.

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                KOi Sajin ho koi piara hoo ,koi deepek ho koi sahara Hoo Jub jeven raat andheri hoo aik bar kahoo tum meri hoo

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                  #9
                  aise biwi se tou acha he ke main eik naya TV le loon

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                    #10
                    armughal bhai awww thanks for concerning! app zindagi main yae bol bol ker tajurbaat ki jiyae, insaan tajurbay sae hi seekhta hai! :-P ( and yeah if i sounds mean/rude or watever, lemme know because i don't supposed to do that )

                    bhaloo daikhyae, mahsoos kijiyae, tajziya kijiyae, nataij sae khud ko agah kijiyae...khud hi jaan lo gae kae app iss amal main dakhal daynae kae qabil nahin (kuch samagh main aya? mughae bhi nahain aya! )

                    sailor bhaiaray jab koi cheez das taras sae bahaar hoti hai to iss ka hasool sar charh ker bolta hai magar jab woah hasil jati hai to apni qadro qeemat kho dayti hai ...khabardaar jo aindha app nae apni honae wala biwi kae barae main aisa kaha to!

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                    ~yeh noor ke sholay uthtay hain, mera hee dil garmanay ko
                    jo bijli ufak main chamki hai, chamki hai mere taRpanay ko~
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                    Apnay akailay pan ka main kis say gila karoon
                    Jis ko bhi murh kay daikha woh tanhayOon maiN hay~

                    [This message has been edited by ~TaNhAyAaN~ (edited May 11, 2002).]
                    keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps the singing bird will come

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by NaasPeeta:
                      aise biwi se tou acha he ke main eik naya TV le loon
                      yaqeen karo agar app mere samnae aker yae boltae to app ka sar salamat nahin hota abhi!

                      baqool arastoo: (jo shaks anae walae waqt ka sahi idaraak na ker sakae woah mudbar nahin hota) samagh mae aya??

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                      ~yeh noor ke sholay uthtay hain, mera hee dil garmanay ko
                      jo bijli ufak main chamki hai, chamki hai mere taRpanay ko~
                      *****************
                      Apnay akailay pan ka main kis say gila karoon
                      Jis ko bhi murh kay daikha woh tanhayOon maiN hay~
                      keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps the singing bird will come

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by ~TaNhAyAaN~:


                        sailor bhaiaray jab koi cheez das taras sae bahaar hoti hai to iss ka hasool sar charh ker bolta hai magar jab woah hasil jati hai to apni qadro qeemat kho dayti hai ...khabardaar jo aindha app nae apni honae wala biwi kae barae main aisa kaha to!

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                        Sister ka hukum sir khana pe leken hazor Honey wali ke haqook ki larian aub se lari jaa rahi hein jub wwo aa jay gi tu Bhai ko ghar ke bahir hi betha dena ,

                        Mein ne jana kehrian de naal wala gana gaoon ga wahan beth kee.

                        Wesay emin un loogoon mein se nahi jo paa leney ke baad bhool jatey hein
                        i have define rules

                        1: mein aik comletly domestic animal kisam ka husaband hoon ga no argu with biwi

                        2oostoon ke samney khabi biwi pe noo roob bulke baki doostoon ki biwion se bhi maar purwaoon ga unhein bata bata ke ke pecchey kia kehtey hein

                        3:Jub Biwi gusay mein hoo tu chup chaap ghar se nikal jaoon ga ,

                        4:Biwi se no panga
                        5: ghar mein sari mrzi usi ki no criticism on her policies
                        6:Sari tukhwa biwi ke haath pe

                        aur ager koi mazeed add kern achahay tu leken yaad rahey ke biwi ke khillaf koi baat na hoo. werna....

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                        KOi Sajin ho koi piara hoo ,koi deepek ho koi sahara Hoo Jub jeven raat andheri hoo aik bar kahoo tum meri hoo

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by ~TaNhAyAaN~:
                          yaqeen karo agar app mere samnae aker yae boltae to app ka sar salamat nahin hota abhi!

                          baqool arastoo: (jo shaks anae walae waqt ka sahi idaraak na ker sakae woah mudbar nahin hota) samagh mae aya??

                          janab arastoo bhai ke biwi aise nahi hogi na
                          pata nahi kia hota jaa raha he larkiyon ko .. sar aur dil torne ke ilawa aur koi kaam he nahi inko

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                            #14
                            Sailor bhai:

                            Comments On Ur Rules By Same Numbering!

                            1) ghalti har koi kerta hai magar usae dhurana baewaqoofi hai! *hehe* i mean suna hai shaadi kae baad insaan aik naye zindagi shuro kerta hai aur usae kerni bhi chahyae! :-P

                            2) la hasil khuahishon kae pechay dorna aisa hi hai jaiseh sehra main paani kae peechay dorna! app ko kiya milae ga apnae masoon doston ko pitwa ker! jabhi kehtae hain asteen main sanp nahin palna chahyae! :-P

                            3) kisi pahar per charnay kae liyae us ki bulandi na daekho balqae apni himmat daekho! yaar aisa bhi kiya, shaadi to hoti hi iss liyae hai kae app sab kuch doosrae banday sae share ker sakain!

                            4) rona aur hansna sisirf us waqt chahyae jab dil kahay magar kehna aur kerna sirif us waqt chahyae jab deemagh kahay! (agay app khud samaghdar hain)

                            5) don't forget ur parents!




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                            ~yeh noor ke sholay uthtay hain, mera hee dil garmanay ko
                            jo bijli ufak main chamki hai, chamki hai mere taRpanay ko~
                            *****************
                            Apnay akailay pan ka main kis say gila karoon
                            Jis ko bhi murh kay daikha woh tanhayOon maiN hay~
                            keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps the singing bird will come

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by ~TaNhAyAaN~:
                              Sailor bhai:

                              5) don't forget ur parents!


                              Yeh tu Be imani hay pechli post mein kaha tha ke Biwi ko na bhollo aub amma aba ka na bhooloo

                              Mein ne kerta wia


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                              KOi Sajin ho koi piara hoo ,koi deepek ho koi sahara Hoo Jub jeven raat andheri hoo aik bar kahoo tum meri hoo

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