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    Possible Jobs of PAK Cricketers if they weren't Cricketers FUNNY!!

    Hehehe...guys read this...its a list of possible jobs for Pak cricketers if they were not cricketers..

    Yes some of them are really stupid.. and get you ????? but.. some of them match them really well.

    Salim Malik = Paan shop owner
    Wasim Akram = Bank Manager or Doctor
    Shahid Afridi = Model
    Inzamam = Policeman (rishwat kaa kaa ke mota ho gaya) or Waiter at Restaurnant (motay duono sai hoygay)
    Azharuddin = Jewellery Shop Owner
    Shoaib Akhtar = Film Actor (like Babar Ali)
    Yusuf Youhana = Factory Worker (Mazdoor)
    Moin Khan = Cab Driver
    Waqar Younis = Scientist or Full time Sharabi/International Drug Dealer
    Imran Khan = University Lecturer
    Javed Miandad = PTV News Presenter (hahaha)
    Javed has a cracked up voice sort of like Sachins girly voice
    Imran Nazir = Rocket Scientist
    Saleem Elahi = "Dhobee" - Washing Clothes...
    Azhar Mahmood = Chokeedaar
    Ijaz Ahmad = Traffic Police or Safari Coach Driver
    Abdur Razzaq = Army officer
    Mushtaq Mohammad = Rickshaw Driver

    What about Saqlain and Saeed (although one can say Engineer)?

    [This message has been edited by Peoples Champ (edited February 17, 2001).]

    #2
    Originally posted by Peoples Champ:
    Hehehe...guys read this...its a list of possible jobs for Pak cricketers if they were not cricketers..

    Yes some of them are really stupid.. and get you ????? but.. some of them match them really well.

    Salim Malik = Paan shop owner


    u mean 'pawn shop', damn! such a disgrace for malik's skills. he could well run a chain of casinos.

    Wasim Akram = Bank Manager or Doctor


    I would say a casino manager under Malik.


    Inzamam = Policeman (rishwat kaa kaa ke mota ho gaya) or Waiter at Restaurnant (motay duono sai hoygay)


    How about a summo wresler.


    Azharuddin = Jewellery Shop Owner


    Hey! when did Azhar become a Pak cricketer???

    Shoaib Akhtar = Film Actor (like Babar Ali)


    u mean.. in horror movies..

    Waqar Younis = Scientist or Full time Sharabi/International Drug Dealer


    damn.. scientist or sharabi or drug dealer... finally u have a multifaceted personality...

    Imran Khan = University Lecturer


    Maybe.. afterall Bill Clinton taught in Law school as well.. But I am sure that girl's colleges in Lahore are not going to hire him.

    Javed Miandad = PTV News Presenter (hahaha)


    Ya.. PTV cant get worse that what it is.


    [This message has been edited by ZZ (edited February 17, 2001).]

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      #3
      haha! those r funny!
      but I always thought of Inzi as a doodh wala or one of those roadside nihari bechne waley and Shahid Afridi a filmi hero!
      The Javed Miandad one's also funny!
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        #4
        its funny, lekin for some ppl, i dont know on what base did u say that they should have those jobs!!

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          #5
          Originally posted by Peoples Champ:
          Abdur Razzaq = Army officer
          Army Officer??? Not even close to an officer.

          Lance Naik Abdur Razzaq sounds more appropriate.

          Shoaib Akhtar is a full-time charsia. He's been seen 'puffing the white dragon' around the Asghar Mall and Satellite Town area a few times.

          Shahid Afridi ... a model??? gimme a break. He looks like a good-for-nothing 3-time FSc failure who hangs outside the girls college all the time.

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            #6
            Isn't Wasim Akram a bit more of a dhood wala with his ear rings and stuff???

            Yaar Yousef Youhana factory worker kesai ban gaia- shaid wo inzi key saat drama mai akai bhetar ho ga - and the name of the drama 'baray mian chote mian'????

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