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    Why Did John Quit ?

    Indian Cricket team class in progress:


    All the kids were making lot of noise. Of course it
    would be wrong to say that
    everyone was making noise. Sachin, who was sitting on
    the first bench,was very
    quiet as usual. Only 2 minutes were left for the
    teacher to arrive. At sharp 9,
    John Sir enters the class. Everyone take their place.

    "Good morning everybody", Sir said. "Good morning
    Sir", everyone said.

    Every one except Harbhajan. He was still learning
    English.

    "Sat Sri Akaal Sirji".

    "Ok, today we are going to learn about team spirit",
    Sir said.

    "What is timspi rit"?

    Well, it was Harbhajan again! Sir, many times felt
    that he should have
    completed his English classes before joining this
    course.

    "Beta, it is not timspi rit. It is Team Spirit" he
    said, trying to control his
    frustration. "Ok boys, so let's learn something about
    team spirit. Hey,
    Parthiv, how many times I have told you not to put
    your thumb in your mouth.
    Now you are in big boys. So act like a big kid. And
    how will you keep wickets
    if you put your thumb in mouth"

    Parthiv doesn't pay any attention.

    "PARTHIV", Sir shouts.

    "Parthiv, take the thumb out." Sachin says in his too
    gentle voice.

    Parthiv immediately takes the thumb out and says - "I
    will always listen to
    you. Sachin Dada, You are my role model"

    Sachin gives a TVS Victor smile.

    "Grrrrrr.... I am the only DADA in this team! DO YOU
    UNDERSTAND?" Sourav dada
    shouts from the last bench!

    "Boys, don't fight. Today we are going to learn about
    team spirit. Harbhajan!
    Why are you slapping Rahul?"

    "Sir, he calls me 'Sardar'"

    "But you are a Sardar, right?"
    "Sir, but he says - I can bowl well only at 12
    o'clock. And since 12o'clock is
    lunch time, I will never bowl well" - Bhaji said very
    angrily.

    "Rahul, I always thought you were a quiet guy like
    Sachin."

    "But Sir, he calls me 'Tortoise' because I score
    slowly."

    "But, they all call u Wall for your perfect defence,
    right? And you should be
    proud of it"

    "I was sir. But now I am not, because they sing a song
    - 'Rahul Dravid the
    Wall, Can't hit a single ball'"

    "Sourav, you are the captain of the side, you should
    make sure that boys don't
    fight with each other."

    "I tried, but they don't listen to me. Some of them
    still listen to Sachin
    only." Sourav said dejectedly.

    "Guys, no more fights. So we are going to learn about
    team spirit. Team spirit
    is - playing for the team and not for yourself. Can
    anyone give me one example
    of team spirit?"

    Everybody remained silent and as usual started looking
    down.

    "Ok, Nehra, give me a good example of team spirit"

    "Sir.. I don't know any. But I know a good example of
    lack of team spirit"

    "Ok, ok, tell me that."

    "When Sourav comes near his hundred, he forgets the
    team's requirement and
    plays slowly. That is a good example of lack of team
    spirit"

    "Grrrr.... In the next match Ajit will play in your
    place. And you will be the
    water boy" Roars Sourav.

    "This type of fighting is not good for our team. Anil,
    you are a senior member
    of the side. You should take care of the boys. ANIL!!!
    Why are you looking at
    the board, look at me."

    Some children say "soda buddi, soda buddi". Everyone
    laughs.

    "Sir, I forgot my lenses today."

    "So you should always keep your specs with you."

    "But sir, then these people call me 'soda buddi'. Now
    I wear lenses, so I am
    not a soda buddi right?"

    Now Ajit joins the fight. " And you call me 'Diwali
    Dasara' because I give too
    many runs"

    Kumble defends himself, "I said that because you
    called me 'Navajyot Singh
    Sidhu' when I said something without thinking."

    Enough of this!!" Said frustrated John Right. "Guys,
    one thing we have learned
    today and that is - there is no team spirit in our
    side. By the way, no matter
    what happens, you should not call anyone 'Navajyot
    Singh Sidhu'. That hurts.
    Now we have learned what is not team spirit. Let us
    now see what team spirit
    is?"

    Sir I have a shooting for TVS Victor" Sachin said.
    "And I have to go for Coca
    Cola" - Said Sehwag. "Hero Honda for me" Sourav. "Jam
    jam Jammy " Rahul said.

    One by one every one left the classroom.

    Only sir and Parthiv Patel were left. Parthiv was
    waiting for his mom to pick
    him up. He still has his thumb in his mouth. Sir has
    anyway given up on this
    side. "Parthiv, I am going to teacher's room. Don't go
    anywhere. Your mom will
    come in few minutes. And don't forget to take your
    water bag home."

    Dejected sir went to the teachers' room, called the
    peon and told him to bring
    a VRS form!!!....

    #2
    Re: Why Did John Quit ?

    Originally posted by DeebaKhan
    Indian Cricket team class in progress:


    All the kids were making lot of noise. Of course it would be wrong to say that
    everyone was making noise. Sachin, who was sitting on the first bench,was very quiet as usual. Only 2 minutes were left for the teacher to arrive. At sharp 9, John Sir enters the class. Everyone take their place.

    "Good morning everybody", Sir said. "Good morning Sir", everyone said.

    Every one except Harbhajan. He was still learning English.

    "Sat Sri Akaal Sirji".

    "Ok, today we are going to learn about team spirit",Sir said.

    "What is timspi rit"?

    Well, it was Harbhajan again! Sir, many times felt that he should have completed his English classes before joining this course.

    "Beta, it is not timspi rit. It is Team Spirit" he said, trying to control his frustration. "Ok boys, so let's learn something about team spirit. Hey, Parthiv, how many times I have told you not to put your thumb in your mouth. Now you are in big boys. So act like a big kid. And how will you keep wickets if you put your thumb in mouth"

    Parthiv doesn't pay any attention.

    "PARTHIV", Sir shouts.

    "Parthiv, take the thumb out." Sachin says in his too gentle voice.

    Parthiv immediately takes the thumb out and says - "I will always listen to
    you. Sachin Dada, You are my role model"

    Sachin gives a TVS Victor smile.

    "Grrrrrr.... I am the only DADA in this team! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?" Sourav dada shouts from the last bench!

    "Boys, don't fight. Today we are going to learn about team spirit. Harbhajan!
    Why are you slapping Rahul?"

    "Sir, he calls me 'Sardar'"

    "But you are a Sardar, right?"
    "Sir, but he says - I can bowl well only at 12 o'clock. And since 12o'clock is
    lunch time, I will never bowl well" - Bhaji said very angrily.

    "Rahul, I always thought you were a quiet guy like Sachin."

    "But Sir, he calls me 'Tortoise' because I score slowly."

    "But, they all call u Wall for your perfect defence, right? And you should be
    proud of it"

    "I was sir. But now I am not, because they sing a song - 'Rahul Dravid the
    Wall, Can't hit a single ball'"
    "Sourav, you are the captain of the side, you should make sure that boys don't
    fight with each other."

    "I tried, but they don't listen to me. Some of them still listen to Sachin only." Sourav said dejectedly.

    "Guys, no more fights. So we are going to learn about team spirit. Team spirit
    is - playing for the team and not for yourself. Can anyone give me one example
    of team spirit?"

    Everybody remained silent and as usual started looking down.

    "Ok, Nehra, give me a good example of team spirit"

    "Sir.. I don't know any. But I know a good example of lack of team spirit"

    "Ok, ok, tell me that."

    "When Sourav comes near his hundred, he forgets the team's requirement and
    plays slowly. That is a good example of lack of team spirit"

    "Grrrr.... In the next match Ajit will play in your place. And you will be the
    water boy" Roars Sourav.
    "This type of fighting is not good for our team. Anil, you are a senior member
    of the side. You should take care of the boys. ANIL!!! Why are you looking at the board, look at me."

    Some children say "soda buddi, soda buddi". Everyone laughs.

    "Sir, I forgot my lenses today."

    "So you should always keep your specs with you."

    "But sir, then these people call me 'soda buddi'. Now I wear lenses, so I am
    not a soda buddi right?"

    Now Ajit joins the fight. " And you call me 'Diwali Dasara' because I give too
    many runs"

    Kumble defends himself, "I said that because you called me 'Navajyot Singh
    Sidhu' when I said something without thinking."

    Enough of this!!" Said frustrated John Right. "Guys, one thing we have learned
    today and that is - there is no team spirit in our side. By the way, no matter
    what happens, you should not call anyone 'Navajyot Singh Sidhu'. That hurts.
    Now we have learned what is not team spirit. Let us now see what team spirit
    is?"

    Sir I have a shooting for TVS Victor" Sachin said.
    "And I have to go for Coca Cola" - Said Sehwag. "Hero Honda for me" Sourav. "Jam jam Jammy " Rahul said.

    One by one every one left the classroom.

    Only sir and Parthiv Patel were left. Parthiv was waiting for his mom to pick
    him up. He still has his thumb in his mouth. Sir has anyway given up on this
    side. "Parthiv, I am going to teacher's room. Don't go anywhere. Your mom will come in few minutes. And don't forget to take your water bag home."

    Dejected sir went to the teachers' room, called the peon and told him to bring
    a VRS form!!!....
    Easier to read now

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