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    So now we have another Mod(Amir) w/ Ehsan ….when did this sh*t happen?? kya aik Azzab kum tha jo dosra bhee nazil kaar deya….You know guys…I should be KK moderator…so I can BAN all these Mickey mouse members who have turned this KK forum into god damn Nickelodeon channel..and bring all the Ganday Anday…Samby, Nikama, Spock, Teaser,Darvish, Asif_k BACK! …(I will also ban Ehsan and Faisal just for fun)…hahhh…but too bad I am still just a member(after more than 2yrs)..not even senior member….

    Before I start my bakwaas let me warn u> never ever confuse me with those who cling to hope. I enjoy describing how things are, I have no interest in how they "ought to be." And I certainly have no interest in fixing them(trust me this is not cynicism)…
    Here are few things that we as KK members need to accept

    Inzy as a captain: Inzy w/ reflexes of an aging female panda(who has been forced to mate) is now Pak captain for 1straight year…after playing more than 300 matches this guy still don’t know how to set field placing.. Even in the ground he looks like he is standing in Sadar Bazar Multan buying gandarian or Jalabian…but then inzy being captain won’t make any diff..Pak always wins on individual performances..Team work is such an obsolete word for us which only suits Aus or Sirilankans..

    PCB: One thing Pak as a nation is so good is making wrong decision at right time… we fired Aamir sohail/forced Gen Tauqeer to retire...recalled Bari/Sheryaar..just like slow circling of the drain..recalling old players..Waqar,Saqi,afridi….why now?? What is so diff now..these are same old ppl who disgraced us in WC?? this is what we call ”Jithay de khotee uthay aa khalotee”

    Clive Lloyd: if this Nig**r showed up in Pak vs India serious…I ‘ill personally request some jihadee(fake) to plez release some anthrax or Ebola virus on him..Clive Lloyd is the most biased person in cricket.

    Wasim teaching Irfan Pathan: 1st thing learning swing bowling is not like reading Hagakure and becoming a samurai in a day. Wasim should be allowed to teach whatever he want to…why the fk we are making such fuzz about it..every other team who is playing against Pak bowler know how to play swing bowling…and they are beating us…even fake pathan some how learn to bowl like wasim…we should be able to handle him.

    Indian Team: remember Murphy ’s Law of thermodynamic…when U visit Pak..

    #2
    once again, you stole the show


    I wish that idiot Lyod aint coming to Pak in March.

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      #3
      I fully support Jeray's campaign. He's KK's most interesting (and thus most valuable) member. Waisay, I would pay to watch Ehsan bhai and Jeera mod together.

      Jeera: Ehsan did you delete that semi-nude pic of Shoaib Akhar? I demand you bring it back from Review. What about freedom of speech man?
      Ehsan: :nahnah:
      Jeera: hey stop sticking out yer tongue. ok, I'll bring it back myself.

      man, just imagining the above scenario makes me break out in giggles. All hail Mod Jerablade. Huzoor ka iqbal buland ho.

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        #4
        Samb, you naughty boy.

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          #5
          Originally posted by sambrialian:
          I fully support Jeray's campaign. He's KK's most interesting (and thus most valuable) member. Waisay, I would pay to watch Ehsan bhai and Jeera mod together.

          Jeera: Ehsan did you delete that semi-nude pic of Shoaib Akhar? I demand you bring it back from Review. What about freedom of speech man?
          Ehsan: :nahnah:
          Jeera: hey stop sticking out yer tongue. ok, I'll bring it back myself.

          man, just imagining the above scenario makes me break out in giggles. All hail Mod Jerablade. Huzoor ka iqbal buland ho.
          Bikul Theek Hazroon Saal GS Aani Baynouri Pay Routaa HAay------------ BArey Mushkaal Saay Houtaa Haay KK Main Aik ZIndaDil Mod PEydaa. [Eshan bhi. ]

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            #6
            arey Nikema bhai achay bhale sheir ka kachoomur nikal diya.

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              #7
              Originally posted by sambrialian:

              Jeera: Ehsan did you delete that semi-nude pic of Shoaib Akhar? I demand you bring it back from Review. What about freedom of speech man?
              Ehsan: :nahnah:
              Jeera: hey stop sticking out yer tongue. ok, I'll bring it back myself.
              .
              ~*~Pakistan hamari jaan, sabse pehley Pakistan~*~

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                #8
                Originally posted by sambrialian:
                . All hail Mod Jerablade. Huzoor ka iqbal buland ho.
                Samby Sayian tu kuch karo baba..hum ko Moderator bannauy ka bohut shoq hai..koi compaign wampaign challo baba...koi kharcha panni karo Adim paar..

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