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    funny poetry...

    Kon kehta hai pyaar may pakray jaeen gay?
    Waqt aanay per behen bhai ban jaeen gay

    Teray husn ki kia taareef karoo?tera bander jaisa mu
    Teri zulfo ki kia tareef karoo?teray ek ek baal pe joon

    Mohabbat mujhay un jawano se hai
    Jo khatay peetay gharano se hain

    Aj bagh may kali hai, kal gulaab ho ga
    Mujh se shadi karlo,tum ko sawab ho ga

    Itnay dino se jalanay nahi aya
    Jalti hui aag ko bujhanay nahi aya
    Kehta tha saath jiyen gay saath marain gay
    Ab rooth gai hoon to ullu ka patha mananay bhi nahi aya.

    Ghar se roz jata hai wo, Maa ko bohot rulata hai wo
    Kambakht baap, Sab ko hi satata hai wo

    Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per
    Sadqay jaoo tumhari patli kamar per

    Tum bhi becahara,hum bhi becahara
    Fittay mu tumhara,fittay mu hamara

    Hum nay usay dekha angle badal kar
    Us nay hamay mara sandle badal kar

    Dil kay armaa aanso'oo may bah gaye
    Un kay bachay hamay mamu kah gaye

    Hum nay tumhay dil diya dildar samajh kar
    Tum kha gaye is ko naswaar samajh kar

    Dabbay may dabba dabbay may khargosh
    Nana nay aankh mari nani behosh

    Khuda karay sab haseenaao ke baap mar jaeen
    Maut ka bahana ho aur hum in kay ghar jaeen

    Ishq kay samander main ghota lagaya
    Pani both thanda tha main bahar nikal aya

    Un ki gali say guzray,ajab ittefaq tha
    Unho nay phool phanka,gamla bhi saath tha

    Log kehtay hain kayamat kay din marr jaeen gay
    Hum bhi bohot chalaak hai,mangi thallay war jaeen gay

    Wo ankh bari pyaari thi jo hum nay usay mari thi
    Wo sandle bari bhari thi jo us nay hamay mari thi

    Mera dil para hai loose Is ko matt karo tum use
    Warna parain gay tum ko shoes

    "Sahib Zaday kiya karte hain" Larki Waloon ne poocha
    "Jab dekho farigh phirte hain ya tambako pite hain"
    Larkay ki amman yeh bolin....kam kare us ki joti
    "do bhai bhatta lete hain--abba khair se daku hain"

    nakam muhabbat ka har eik dukh sehna..
    .har haal main anjam se darte rehna
    Qudrat ka barra anjam hai jaidi........
    mehbooba ki olad ka "mamoon" kehna!

    Ishq main fanni kharabi...........Munqata hi ho geya saab silsila
    Is tarha toota hai un se wasta....jis tarha T.V main toote rabta

    Rat ka waqt hai or masjid hai qareeb
    uthiye jaldi se ke peghame amal laya hoon
    ghar main hain filhal jitne bhi purane jote
    aap bhi jake badal lain main badal aya hoon

    or bhi chizain lut chuki hain dil ke sath
    yeh batayen doston ne ishq farmane ke baad
    is liye kamre ki eik eik chiz check karta hoon main
    " eik tere ane se pehle eik tere jane ke baad"

    bhains rakhne ka takalluf hamse ho sakta nahin
    ham ne sokhe doodh ka dabba jo hai rakha hua
    ghar main rakhain ghair mehrm ko mulazim kis liye
    kam karne ke liye abba jo hai rakha hua


    Utha kar phool ki patti, nazaakat se masal daali
    Ishaarey se kaha Hum dil "Aisa" haal kartey hain

    dil karta hai keh uss kay nazook hontoon koo chuum loonnnnn
    magar uss kee behteee hooyee naak nay meraa iradaa hee badal diyaaa

    chandni chand se hogi to sitaroon ka kiya ho ga
    mohabbat eik se hogi to hazaroon ga kiya ho ga

    Abhi abhi to pyaar ka computer kiya hai chaaloo
    Aab main dil ki hard disk pe aur kitni files daaloo

    Apne chehare se ruswaai ka error to hatao
    Ai jaaneman apne dil ka password to batao

    Woh to hum hain jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhte hain
    Warna aap jaise kitney hi softwares bazaar main bikte hain

    Roz raat ko aap mere sapne main aate ho
    Mere pyar ko mouse bana ke ungaliyon pe nachaate ho

    Tere pyar ka email mere dil ko Lubhataa hai
    Par beech main tere baap ka virus aataa hai

    Aur karvaaoge humse kitnaa intezaar
    Hamaare dil ki site pe kabhi enter to maro yaar

    Apni insult ka badalaa dekhna main kaise loonga
    Jaaneman tere baap ko Shift Delete kar doonga

    Aap jaiso ke liye dil ko cut ker diya karte hai
    Warna baaki cases main to copy paste kiya karte hai

    Aapka hasnaa aap ka chalnaa aap ki woh style
    Aapke adaaon ki hamne save hai kar li file
    Shahid Afridi in Green, has rocked the cradle of the Shivangi Dixit in Blue

    #2
    Re: funny poetry...

    (\__/)
    (_)
    JabBhi Milti Hay Mujhay.......

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      #3
      Re: funny poetry...

      Itnay dino se jalanay nahi aya
      Jalti hui aag ko bujhanay nahi aya
      Kehta tha saath jiyen gay saath marain gay
      Ab rooth gai hoon to ullu ka patha mananay bhi nahi aya.

      all r so funny, esp, ^
      If u have nothing to do..........
      ...........then don't do it here!!

      -unknown

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        #4
        Re: funny poetry...

        nice
        HE ASKED ME WHO IS MORE IMPORTANT TO U? "ME" OR UR "LIFE" I REPLIED MY LIFE.HE WENT AWAY WITHOUT KNOWING DAT HE WAS MA LIFE!


        V DUNE OVA' TAKE
        V JUS TAKE OVA'

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          #5
          Re: funny poetry...

          ahahha good stuff to SMS ... thanx for the ammo
          [ M ] - Awesome Wedding Photographer + Videographer in Canada

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