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    Conversation with a friend's parents.

    Please read two telephone conversations..and then advise.


    female voice: hello
    Me: salam alaikum , can I talk to Uzair please
    female voice: Who is this..
    Me: This is Kami, from XYZ city?.
    female voice: kami?? hmm kami?? Dr. Saira kay bhai? this is uzair's ammi
    Me: Ji aunty.
    Aunty: Kya Karr rahay ho aaj kal?
    Me: Aunty, I finished my MBA and am working for Citicorp now.
    Aunty: Tum nay kahan say MBA kiya hai?
    Me: Aunty, from Univ of XYZ.
    Aunty: Accha? yeh acchi university hai kya?
    Me: Ji aunty, bas thek hai.
    Aunty: Citibank mein kahan ho.
    Me: Aunty I am in Global Securities Trading.
    Aunty: Kitnay bana laitay ho..
    Me: Aunty, bas Allah ka Shukar hai..
    Aunty: ..Phir Bhi..idea doh.
    Me: aunty, kyun sharmindah kartee hain.
    Aunty: Humara Bhateeja hai, uss nay NYU say MBA kiys hai woh bhi Citibank mein hay, keh raha tha $160K say start kiya hai..
    Me: thats good
    Aunty: tumhara kya khayal hai, phenk raha hai yah saheeh bol raha hai?
    Me: Aunty, I dont know depends on his experience and area. Its possible.
    Aunty: Tum bhi itnay bana rahay ho kiya?
    Me: Aunty, naheen ji..magar InshaAllah.
    Aunty: hmmm accha
    Me: Aunty, Uzair hay kiya?
    Aunty: naheen woh toh abhi naheen aaaya.
    Me: aunty can you tell him to call me?
    Aunty: Sure beta...

    (result: she never gave him the message)

    Conversation 2

    Me: hello
    male voice: hello
    Me: Uzair?
    male voice: no this is Uzair's father
    me: Assalam Aalikum Uncle, can I talk to Uzair please.
    Uncle: who is this?
    Me: uncle this is Kami.
    Uncle: Kami, kahans say bol rahay hain aap?
    Me: Uncle Buffalo mein hoon abhi (they live in buffalo)
    Uncle: Buffalo mein kahan?
    Me: Uncle no idea, in a hyatt by the airport.I am just here for a day.
    Uncle; accha.
    Me: Uncle is Uzair home?
    Uncle: Naheen abhi naheen hai.
    Me: Kab tak Aa jaye ga?
    Uncle: Woh Monday ko Aaye ga. washington dc gaya hai kam say.
    Me: accha uncle, just tell hi that I had a last minute trip to Buffalo for work, its unfortunate taht he is of town.
    Uncle: accha khudda hafiz.

    (he never got the message)


    He wonders why I dont call him at home but at his office....what am I supposed to tell him?


    [This message has been edited by Fraudz (edited March 08, 2000).]
    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that... he is gone.

    #2
    That's why mobile phones are such a god send

    Tell him to get one.

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      #3
      Hahahah I have to convince him to get one. I told him to, I think I will just send him this thread.

      The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that... he is gone.

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        #4
        I would agree for mobile phone. I didn't bother putting a line phone at all. I am contactable anywhere in the world and I have only one number .... a mobile number. Get one for yourself and ask ur friend to have one.

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          #5
          Have you ever thought why he keeps avoiding you?

          I think because you chew his mother’s and father’s ears off.

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            #6
            Oye he dunn avoid me..he calls me byatchin all the time that I dont call him. and I dunn chew his folks ears..they keep asking me questions...its like a whole friggin larry king live interview and they still dunn pass the msg.

            Is this usual?
            The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that... he is gone.

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              #7
              ok

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                #8
                NY h0h0h0h i sent him a copy of my post, he had a great laugh...

                I did something
                The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that... he is gone.

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                  #9
                  :grin:

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                    #10
                    Zaleel aadmi, doston kay validain ka mazzaq urrata hai. Aur voh teray saath kitni pyar or shafqat say pesh aatay hain.

                    acchai ka toh zamana hi nahen raha. buzurgon ka ihteraam ham sab par farz hai.

                    buhat sharmindagi ki baat hai.

                    (waisay yeh uncle aunty sab aisay hi hotay hain)

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                      #11
                      Re: Conversation with a friend's parents.

                      Iss thread meiN kya khas baat hae , yeh sticky kyoN hae ?
                      "He will provide for you a light wherein you will walk, and will grant you forgiveness. And Allah is Forgiving, Merciful."
                      (Surah Al-Hadid)

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                        #12
                        Re: Conversation with a friend's parents.

                        Fraudia Azkar Bhai ka saga bahi hay. Iss lee-a , I think. I don't know , that can be the only reason for a thread to be sticky for 8 years. No ?
                        Fools never disagree.

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                          #13
                          Re: Conversation with a friend's parents.

                          women are wierd
                          make this go away

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by mehroo View Post
                            Iss thread meiN kya khas baat hae , yeh sticky kyoN hae ?
                            codey bhai aisay hi threads ko sticky bnnatay hain.....
                            “I'm quite illiterate, but I read a lot. ”

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